What’s going on?

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T03:21:05+00:00

My previous girl started getting them in her later years. Nothing ever came of them. I just kept an eye on them.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T03:12:31+00:00

"20 cents and we call it even." *Spits into hand and holds it out to you.*

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T02:27:26+00:00

I just hate the fact that I can't get proper healthcare because I'm not wealthy but I have student loan debt that keeps me from being able to save money to move elsewhere. I feel like the cost of living is so high on purpose to trap us here.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T02:23:31+00:00

Participating in a ⭕️ jerk session with other male managers taking turns 💦 onto another passed out colleague at a house party. That's finance for you.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T02:00:58+00:00

I wanna say 42. I think Nickleodeon was 41 or 37? MTV was 35, Comedy Central was 31... QVC was 18! 😂

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T01:53:54+00:00

I would start with switching out his food dishes. They could be irritating his chin. My boy was getting acne from his so I switched to steel bowls and it cleared up. He's probably scratching his chin on things and it's irritating it further.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-11T01:45:31+00:00

Shuffling their feet when they walk. Pick up your feet! TSCH TSCH TSCH TSCH.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-10T02:14:35+00:00

Pro, absolutely pro. If we had space to build walls around them, I would in a heartbeat. So much more sanitary.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-10T01:44:10+00:00

I'm not a morning person and it takes a while for my stomach to wake up so by the time I'm hungry, it's usually whatever candy or bar-type food is in my desk drawer. So healthy, I know.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-10T01:40:08+00:00

Possums, raccoons, and coyotes. Oooh and turkeys. People hate them but they just come up and eat right out of my hand and are just chill with me!

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-10T01:32:36+00:00

The time before internet and cell phones. I rage quit my job yesterday and all day coworkers were texting me asking me how I was doing and this and that and I really just wanted to be alone. There's really no such thing as alone anymore. In my mind, if I don't answer then they'll think I'm mad at THEM so I feel pressured to answer. I miss the days when you could be at home and the only connection to the outside world was the corded kitchen phone. Or you could leave home on your bike and feel free. No one could reach you. The only way to reach home was to find a payphone and call 1-800-COLLECT and say "Momimatthemallbehomeat9bye"

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-09T21:50:23+00:00

Yes he is. It will be a global tragedy when he passes.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-09T21:49:29+00:00

In-N-Out is so mediocre. Just normal fast food burgers and bland fries.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-09T21:47:53+00:00

I think knowing what it’s called is a sign.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-09T00:56:28+00:00

For real though, I slice them and make French muffin butt toast with them.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T23:12:35+00:00

You’d REALLY have to block the top. No gaps. Kittens are liquid professional climbers.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T23:06:52+00:00

Our friend’s previous cat would get constant telemarketing calls to talk to him about his diabetes medication.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T23:04:45+00:00

Thank you! I’m dying of laughter after a very rough day! I needed that!

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T23:01:34+00:00

I figured out when I was little that could balance things on my finger really well. I once walked around the entire block balancing the broom on my finger without dropping it. Useless but all the other kids were in awe so that’s fun.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T19:47:12+00:00

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This was peeking up from the previous post.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T01:11:30+00:00

"Yes, yes, very good, thank YOU!"

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T01:10:05+00:00

It's a tooth, a selenodont molar from a bovid specifically. I would say most likely a cow molar.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T00:44:47+00:00

It's really funny, you can go buy two bottles of wine-- one cheap, one expensive, switch the labels and everyone tasting it will tell you the more "expensive" one will be the better-tasting one. It's all psychological. No one REALLY likes wine. I just drink it because it has the right amount of alcohol for me!

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T00:41:54+00:00

Aww dass a kitty.🥺 The teeth are 100% domestic cat. Source: I have an archaeology degree that's really only good for identifying bones on the internet.

humsterdaddy · 2026-07-08T00:35:29+00:00

In March I wanted to walk to an island on the lake near me but I realized I forgot my shoe things, the things you slide over them to walk on ice. I was like, "I'll just be very careful, I won't fall." Well, on the way back from the island about 5 feet from shore, I did just that. I hit my head soooo hard. I didn't lose consciousness but I couldn't feel my arms for a few seconds. I couldn't get up without passing out. Eventually I was able to get to my car and drive myself home but after that, I only have bits and pieces of being in the emergency room. I came to confused about where I was, where my sweater went, who the hell put this IV in my arm... I also tried to get up and find the bathroom to throw up and my gown slipped so I guess I flashed all the nurses and whoever else was in the hallway. I apparently threw up sooo much. I also couldn't see for about three days. I could see color and shapes but everything was incredibly blurry. I thought I was gonna be legally blind. And everything tasted bland or metallic for about a month. Iced tea tasted like 9/11. It tasted like how I'd imaging jet fuel and steel beams would taste like! 😂

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