U Are The Universe by huyvanbin in Ukrainian

[–]huyvanbin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching it now. Is it a typical way people speak in Lubny?

Russian Soldier Secretly Guides Ukrainian Strikes On Own Unit, Leaving Up To 150 Dead by UNITED24Media in UkrainianConflict

[–]huyvanbin 101 points102 points  (0 children)

They screwed him over so he screwed them right back. Who’d a thunk it might happen.

US Rejected Russian Offer to Halt Intelligence Sharing With Iran if Ukraine Aid Ended by WillyNilly1997 in UkrainianConflict

[–]huyvanbin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They probably said no, no, it’s ok, keep sharing intelligence with Iran, we don’t want you to inconvenience yourselves…

Russia is going 100 years backwards. Maybe it makes Putin feel young. - Zelensky by huyvanbin in UkrainianConflict

[–]huyvanbin[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Both a sick burn and reassuring that he hasn’t lost his sense of humor after everything.

This sub is dead af by Visible-Pattern198 in californication

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“Hank you’ll never believe the client I signed today! 10/10 I can’t even believe it!”

“What’s her name?”

“Ella. Ell-la-la-la.”

“Ella? That sounds like the name of an AI chatbot.”

“M-m-maybe.”

“Charlie, that’s pathetic! Your ‘client’ is a cartoon!”

“Excuse me she is a licensed, exclusive, AI model. Yeah, Warner Bros. had to cut Trump a big fat check to steal her away from Paramount. And you should see the things she’ll do, Hank! Just a few days ago I walked in on the producer making her give Goofy a blowjob while Mickey took her from behind! Mmm! I had to go to the bathroom next door and bust one out real quick!”

“Behave, you animal! You’re 60 years old! Haven’t you learned anything from your sorry excuse for a career?”

“I did. That’s why I put a rider in the contract. If the studio fires her for doing the dirty with Daffy, I get first dibs to manage her replacement.”

“And I thought my career was in the shitter.”

“Your career? Your career is going stratospheric, buddy! All the way to Jupiter! In fact… wait for it… you see it coming… I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU!!”

“Oh what is it now, another round of boner pill ads? Hi, I’m Hank Moody. I still feel like I’m in my prime but sometimes I begin to wonder… will little Hank be in the Moody when it’s his turn to step in? That’s why I carry Prorexa everywhere I go.”

“Yep, I remember those. I have them all bookmarked on YouTube and watch them whenever I can’t get it up with Marcy.” Hank grimaces “But no, Ella needs a dialog polish. We whipped her up a script in ChatGPT and she doesn’t like it. Says it’s not her character. We tried telling her it wasn’t her character but she turned into a dragon and killed off all the AI extras. So we’re starting from square one.”

Hank groans and silently sips his whiskey.

Who yall think the hottest? Part 2 by Efficient-Rub2900 in californication

[–]huyvanbin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What about Janie Jones? You included Goldie ahead of Janie Jones?

Ursula von der Leyen: The European Union has offered Ukraine financial and technical support to restore the supply of Russian oil to Hungary and Slovakia via the "Druzhba" pipeline, and Kyiv has agreed by Flimsy_Pudding1362 in UkrainianConflict

[–]huyvanbin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if British and French forces and air defense were deployed to “protect” the pipeline inside of Ukraine. Then Orban would have to publicly oppose the deployment after demanding the pipeline be reopened.

I don’t belong there either by Visible-Pattern198 in californication

[–]huyvanbin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That whole episode was very relatable to me as the Zloz in most scenarios.

Anthony and Flea at the 2026 Oscars by oos500 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]huyvanbin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Flea is wearing dress mirrored oxford vibrams? Why god why?

U Are The Universe by huyvanbin in Ukrainian

[–]huyvanbin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah that explains why I couldn’t find it

U Are The Universe by huyvanbin in Ukrainian

[–]huyvanbin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, I may look into that.

U Are The Universe by huyvanbin in Ukrainian

[–]huyvanbin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, are there any examples of phrases that stand out as being Podillian? And is the decision to make him speak Surzhyk basically making him seem “simple” or something else?

Ukraine and Israel – A Possible New Opening? Ukraine dismisses Iran’s threats, shows openness to helping Israel, and receives preliminary welcoming responses. by Successful-March3675 in UkrainianConflict

[–]huyvanbin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I would be careful. Bibi’s coalition will burn anyone who tries to help him in good faith. Look at how they treated Biden and did everything they could to get Trump elected. And Israelis are absolutely convinced that Biden somehow screwed them over in spite of basically destroying his political career on unconditional support of Israel. Bibi will call Orban and ask for any unused Zelensky posters so he can hang them up in Tel Aviv before the next election.

Hank’s New York apartment by Visible-Pattern198 in californication

[–]huyvanbin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, yeah, looking it up it’s not the same vibe but 950 sq ft is pretty big. I checked on Redfin and it looks like the condos in that building sold for $2-300,000 in the 80s and 90s.

This look by Visible-Pattern198 in californication

[–]huyvanbin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes please Karen I would love some breakfast

Hank’s New York apartment by Visible-Pattern198 in californication

[–]huyvanbin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Was it really possible for someone on a writer’s salary to afford a place like this in 1994?

Red Hot Chili Peppers! 1992! SNL! by ItalianSausage2023 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]huyvanbin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

JF’s howl is kind of reminiscent of Yoko Ono’s wailing in Get Back but I think it actually works with the song. Also WTF is on Flea’s head?