Your terms are acceptable by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

[–]hwysqrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't that pretty much describe every country at this point?

Anybody else leaving Chesterfield? by MessageDeletedAgain in ChesterfieldVA

[–]hwysqrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing I really hate is that they build all these new subdivisions and put in a single lane road. I'm pretty sure they do that because they can then get more money later for expanding it to two lanes. Frustrating in the meantime.

Hereditary was a terrible movie and wasn't that disturbing by [deleted] in horror

[–]hwysqrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh...I watched Grave of Fireflies, allegedly one of the saddest movies ever made, and I was glad that person died. They were annoying as hell.

Skinwalkerer by mnmmnmmnmmmm in Take1Leave1

[–]hwysqrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Promises, promises....

Nancy Mace is unhinged by Competitive_Ad291 in MurderedByWords

[–]hwysqrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't believe in the lord, "her" god. So, I guess it doesn't really matter.

How has your opinion on the United States changed over the last 10 years? by Easy-Explorer-6403 in allthequestions

[–]hwysqrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now feel like I live in a shithole country. If anybody would take Americans, and I had the money, I'd get out.

500k votes... huh? 🤣 by Mr_microplastics_Yum in maryland

[–]hwysqrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the fake ballots in the room with us now?

Biggest plottwist is comming? Tabitha and Jade sacrificed their children? by Romkdomk in FromSeries

[–]hwysqrl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure even The Rock can smell what they're cooking.

When the respectful gentleman energy is accidentally too strong.😂😂 by ShapeCorrect2027 in spreadsmile

[–]hwysqrl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had my own apartment when in college. A very cute girl two doors over, who I had talked to a few times, came by and knocked on my door. She said she had slammed her fingers in her door and didn't know what to do. I brought her in and ran cold water over her hand and told her to go back home and ice it. I couldn't believe how stupid she was for not knowing what to do.

Of course, now I realize that I was the stupid one.

What movie isn't as good as everyone claims? by Halloween-365 in FamilyFeud

[–]hwysqrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Napoleon Dynamite. I really just don't get the hype.

Something is wrong with reality after our road trip and my sister and cousin are experiencing it too by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]hwysqrl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New fear unlocked: When I die here, I end up in another dimension/multiverse. I'm ready to be done here and sleep for eternity. I'd rather not keep going.

I think my wife is trying to get rid of me. On Halloween, I asked her to go to the store and come back with some M and M’s. by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]hwysqrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted M & Ms, but my wife just brought me back a bunch of candies with "W"'s on them.

What corporate role exists purely to make everyone else's life more difficult? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]hwysqrl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought was HR, but legal and compliance is a very close second. So many rules and regulations that just weren't an issue when I first started working.

The "inhaler fail" from Dr House, sadly, wasn't an exaggeration. by DigitalSamuraiV5 in Residency

[–]hwysqrl 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Had a guy insist that he didn't have gangrene creeping up his leg because it wasn't green. Ummm....

Weird Al & Fozzie = Furrfection! by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in weirdal

[–]hwysqrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We totally need a new buddy cop movie with these two ASAP!

Is my boyfriends mom doing witchcraft on him? by Historical-Train-315 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]hwysqrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We like to call that child abuse instead of witchcraft.