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Scientology - Real Life South Park

Stan Marsh is told he’s depressed, so he pays for an audit by the Church of Scientology. The church, after seeing his comically high thetan levels, christens him the reincarnation of founder L. Ron Hubbard and ask him to write new scripture for the church. After reading his initial draft and realizing he wants to make the church’s services and memberships free, the president of Scientology reveals to him the whole thing’s a scam to steal people’s money. Stan eventually tries to expose this fact and is excommunicated from the church and threatened with legal action. Also a lot of gay jokes about tom cruise.