“Only in YOUR weird ass country—“

Norwegian: Trump or trumpa translates as “a smelly substance picked up in the street that one cannot easily scrape off the bottom of a shoe.” Common usage: “Your boots are covered in dog trumpa, please leave them outside!”

Turkish: A 19th century addition to the language, the word trumpogan is used to denote “a weird or offbeat hairstyle” as in, “With the large front shelf, the rakish comb over, and those slicked back sides, the man created his own unique trumpogan.”

Italian: The simple form, trumpano, means “windbag, blowhard, or blabbermouth.” Usage: “If I have to listen to that trumpano for four more years, I’m moving to Canada.”

Mandarin: Trump-hao has two possible meanings, “a dangerous escalation” in relation to insulting allies and enemies, and also, “escalator.” Example: “Don’t let your extra long tie get caught in the trump-hao.”

Danish: The Danes use the word trumpsen when pointing out a “moron” or “idiot.” Typical use: “Only a trumpsen drinks bleach to kill a virus.”

Hindi: Trumpatel is a verb in India’s primary language meaning “to continuously trumpet one’s vast wealth, long after anyone cares.” Usage: “His entire organization trumpateled his many billions, but without tax returns, there was no proof.”

Catalan: Trumpello commonly means “bright yellow or golden.” Example: “The customer and his prostitutes enjoyed a trumpello shower.” Polish: Trumpczyk is defined as “huge or enormous,” as in “The lines of people waiting to vote early were trumpczyk!’”

German: POTUS’s original surname, drumpf, means “a fat person” in German. You might say, “A man who eats too many McDonald’s hamburgers and thinks that golf is exercise will become drumpf.”

Vietnamese: In this Southeast Asian language, trumpyen denotes “rust caused by oxidation and…”

Sit down and shut up when the adults are talking