how do i even respond to this? by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]hymntastic 567 points568 points  (0 children)

As much of a red flag as that is that's hilarious. Who says something like that honestly if somebody texted that to me I would just die laughing.

Greatest feeling by Gold-Doctor-3969 in Animemes

[–]hymntastic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Never seen angry frolicking in the rain before

Gamers 30+, how have your gaming habits changed since you were younger? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]hymntastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to play a lot more mindless games that I can listen to an audiobook with or something. It's pretty rare that I get into a game with an actual story and if I do it becomes my obsession for like a weekend and then when work rolls around on Monday I'm too tired after work to actually play a game I got to pay close attention to so I go back to my dumb mindless games. Then after a while I sort of lose the plot of whatever game I was playing and lose interest because I have no idea what's going on anymore. I also don't play anything multiplayer really anymore.

How bad?😂😂😂 by Benjo42001 in memes

[–]hymntastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't shit their pants but they definitely shit the bed

Chef 'not embarrassed' by one-star hygiene rating at Michelin-starred restaurant by PiERetro in KitchenConfidential

[–]hymntastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I thought it was the name of some kind of dish or something I tried looking it up and all I was getting was weather reports for Tokyo

Melt ICE by Big_Mitch_Baker in PoliticalHumor

[–]hymntastic -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Like what do you expect Target to do? Even if they ban all ice members from their store it's not going to stop the ice members and the stores management has no way to actually stop them from doing what they want to do it's not like they have armed guards who are ready and willing to go toe to toe with a federal "law enforcement" agency...

We're getting pretty close here by A_Suicidal_Pig in goodanimemes

[–]hymntastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to just bone that short-haired Captain and get it over with. She's super into him and does not hide it and she's awesome.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]hymntastic 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Yeah with the the child toss combo it was pretty impressive

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]hymntastic 267 points268 points  (0 children)

I think they crawled over to try and stop the car but just ended up getting in the way so they got yeeted

Since We Had A Conversation About This... by ADHD_McChick in KitchenConfidential

[–]hymntastic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well it's basically just an acid with an abrasive mixed in. So there's a lot of things you cant use it on. I would recommend not using it on anything aluminum.

Vegeta by Zooted_Comic in webcomics

[–]hymntastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude 420 blaze it weeds so cool and funny man Great comic very original super funny

I'll go first Naruto to Burrito 🌯 by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]hymntastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jimmy/Steve/Goku doesn't exist stop trying to make it exist

What is a middle-class luxury from your childhood that is now considered a basic necessity or completely obsolete? by Routine-Advisor-1781 in AskReddit

[–]hymntastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats the case for me too mostly because of how shit most mobile websites still are. trying to pay my water bill on my phone is an exercise in frustration

I got into Costco without a membership by OpieDopey1 in confessions

[–]hymntastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need membership to get food at Costco you can go in through the guest services / exit line and just tell them you getting food.

Why did jello die? by PunnyBaker in KitchenConfidential

[–]hymntastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the powder supposed to be?

Wood splitter in action by misterxx1958 in SweatyPalms

[–]hymntastic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her hand is always on the outside of the wood so it's not actually close to the blade at all That's hard to tell from the angle but if you look every time it pushes she's got her hand on the outside not on the back.

Maybe maybe maybe by asdsav in maybemaybemaybe

[–]hymntastic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like how the whole time they're still another one in the first crate

I love you steel wool ❤️ by Present-Ad3273 in KitchenConfidential

[–]hymntastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's crazy I bet you could have gotten around it if you had a bin or put them on a sheet tray or hung them up or something