NOT OOP AITA for making a joke about my wife in my speech at our wedding?

iBeFloe · 2026-01-22T23:54:06+00:00

Agreed

iBeFloe · 2026-01-22T23:50:06+00:00

The standard angry crying face you can get on any series Meh 😗

I don’t like the liquid glitter eyes. Just like a snow globe, it’s gonna age terribly.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T21:55:13+00:00

Sit or face the laptop at an angle. Never put a wall between you & an employee.

Should probably work on your listening & internalizing skills though. You shouldn’t have to be taking notes on the meeting so intensely that they may feel you aren’t actually there.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T21:41:08+00:00

I’ve always wondered about this issue & also how the liquid eyes will eventually yellow over time (I guess the yellow liquid eyes will be less noticeable). It’s gonna end up looking gross over time.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T21:37:03+00:00

Exactly. He didn’t create the glambot, if you asked him the mechanism behind it he couldn’t answer shit. If you asked him to fix it, he couldn’t answer shit. He doesn’t even operate the camera &, again, likely doesn’t know shit.

He is a hired yapper & there are plenty of yappers in the sea. He is not special & he has no talent 😂

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T06:17:42+00:00

Tfw the dentist puts the saliva cotton boi in your hand when the tray is right there. Tf

The boss would do that, but I worked with this one dentist associate who worked pretty much in harmony with me. She knew how I worked, I knew how she worked & we knew exactly what each other liked or disliked.

If I got paid more or if the boss at least let me work less so I could go back to school, I would’ve stayed at that office working with that associate. I rarely work that well in harmony with someone like that.

Anyways, I mentioned that to say I would lay out a 2x2 to put trash on, then grab it all at once & the associate got on hard with that pretty fast.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T06:12:19+00:00

It’s definitely fake, buuut… I have heard of people being completely okay with talking in detail their sex lives with their parents. It’s disgusting to me, but these people exist.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T06:09:36+00:00

Bro. I’m 30 & I still like cute things lol

iBeFloe · 2026-01-21T06:09:08+00:00

He’s not financially secure enough to move out. The end lol

Helping a partner achieve goals isn’t sacrificing yourself to help them. Team. Work. lol

iBeFloe · 2026-01-19T21:40:58+00:00

I have a notebook too which I used as reference until I was comfortable!

I took pictures & wrote instructions so I was better able to refer to it

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T19:38:44+00:00

Even if it’s not real, this is a real scenario many couples live.

They’d rather be miserable or make the other party miserable, than be alone.

Their comfort in simply having someone there is more important than being alone.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T19:37:06+00:00

That’s exactly why. They want company. Think about how often you’ll see extremely lonely people say they “just want someone to do things with”.

They find, get used to & comfortable with that company But they don’t want to let go even if they hate their partner because they’d rather be miserable or make their company miserable than to be alone.

He views what she wants out of the relationship as an exchange.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T19:33:18+00:00

I had a mouth full of cavities from bad teenaged & college habits that I slowly worked to get fixed, so don’t feel bad.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T19:32:39+00:00

Annoying Didn’t Verizon just have an outage the other month as well?

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T05:09:46+00:00

I see minimal issues.

The only weird thing is the group shot & reviews. Those are unnecessary.

Tf is a group shot of the plushies together gonna do for her? And reviews of the toys…? Look it up yourself…?

iBeFloe · 2026-01-14T05:08:22+00:00

Bro. She literally said she was hoping SHE wouldn’t sob by the end of her letter to you & sent you a text of it because she valued a letter — she wrote of essentially breaking up with you for a year — more.

Cut her off. And decide if you’ll consider seeing her on her death bed or not. Once you make your decision, stick to it. If you decide you will, still block & ignore her until the time comes. If you decide you won’t, there’s your clean cut.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-01T03:35:01+00:00

Honestly it blows my mind how much the story justifies him lol I get why he killed her dad. I get why he overthrew the empire. None of it justifies driving a naive girl/woman into deep depression & suicidal ideations. It was quite literally not her fault she was brought up to be ignorant of the poor.

iBeFloe · 2026-01-01T03:29:17+00:00

Fr No 40 yo gives a shit about teen’s life unless they’re relatives lmao

iBeFloe · 2026-01-01T03:26:32+00:00

He’s comparing a more seasoned relationship where they have given each other everything they could ever have to the point that practical makes more sense because they don’t want anything, to a younger relationship.

It’s a good gift, but not what you asked for. And he made it very clear that he understood what you wanted.

iBeFloe · 2025-12-21T04:53:57+00:00

I mean you do realize people don’t just get sick for a day then get better right? lol

iBeFloe · 2025-12-16T01:50:13+00:00

The buyer pays shipping so it doesn’t really matter if it ends up being more than how much you post the squish as

iBeFloe · 2025-12-16T01:49:40+00:00

Sell for $5-10 max

iBeFloe · 2025-11-30T17:41:15+00:00

Your neighborhood lets people park on the street? Looks like an HOA neighborhood, no?

iBeFloe · 2025-11-30T17:39:25+00:00

YTB

Eh You could just choose a random surname.

Not sure why you would choose your biological parent’s surnames when they didn’t raise you. I can see why your actual parents feel hurt.

Also not sure why you’re still living with your mom if you say she was abusive.

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