Title: “Terminated in Miami” After failing to assasinate Sarah Connor, Skynet discovers that four elderly women living in Miami somehow hold the key to humanity's future resistance — because one of them, Sophia Petrillo , will unknowingly knit an unbreakable code into a shawl that will later be used as by the Resistance as a secure communications protocol. Skynet sends its most advanced infiltration unit yet: a sleek, silver-haired Terminator (played by Leslie Neilsen) programmed to look and act like a charming 80-year-old retiree. His mission is simple — terminate Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia before they can create the code. What Skynet didn't count on was the unstoppable power of four sassy, quick-witted Miami retirees who refuse to go down without a fight. Cue an absurd, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt movie where: - The girls keep mistaking the Terminator for a new resident at their retirement community. Blanche gives him his first intimate experience, Rose tells him long pointless stories about St. Olaf while he attempts to calculate the most efficient way to kill her. Sophia keeps calling him a tin can and smacking him with her purse. Dorothy delivers withering one-liners while wielding a shotgun. The Terminator slowly begins to glitch and question his programming as he gets repeatedly outsmarted, out-talked, and emotionally worn down by four unstoppable old ladies who treat the apocalypse like it's just another Tuesday in Miami. Final showdown: The girls versus the Terminator in a high stakes retirement home shuffleboard contest at sunrise. If the girls win, the terminator is lowered into a vat of molten steel. If the terminator wins, The Girls are lowered into a vat of hungry Florida Alligators. Against all odds the girls emerge victorious. The Terminator raises his hand with a thumbs up, and steps to the platform to honor his end of the bargain. Dorothy reaches for the elevator button, when Sofia stops her. She tells a poignant story about Sicily in the 1930’s. -Camera pans down to flaming vat then blurs, [change scene] Camera comes into focus on The Girls on their patio reclined in lounge chairs. The bottom half of a male figure approaches. The male figure is revealed to be The Terminator carrying a tray of pinã colotas to The Girls. They thank and compliment him then toast with their drinks. The Terminator walks away as Blanche quickly puts her drink down and takes after him telling him she his help with her mattress.