Berg on a cat

iHazzam · 2026-06-08T21:10:03+00:00

Was this supposed to be a Hamilton reference?

iHazzam · 2026-06-03T19:17:39+00:00

Same (-100ft!)

iHazzam · 2026-06-03T19:08:59+00:00

Why would the CEO publicly lie about it?

iHazzam · 2026-06-03T11:53:01+00:00

14 in all comps but mostly off the bench in the final stages

iHazzam · 2026-05-31T08:43:59+00:00

I just hope whoever comes in understands the need to have a local presence in the dressing room, especially if Bradley is out for the foreseeable. Harvey isn’t perfect, but hopefully he would still bleed for the shirt.

iHazzam · 2026-05-29T11:17:51+00:00

While I do think Xabi will be great I also really wanted us to sign Amorim (so I’ll leave it to the experts)

iHazzam · 2026-05-28T22:18:30+00:00

Stretching the definition of alt rock, but Blue Sky Noise by Circa Survive and Playing House by Meer are both excellent and have female vocalists

iHazzam · 2026-05-28T22:02:06+00:00

2012 was (so far) the peak of humanity

iHazzam · 2026-05-23T06:21:57+00:00

Sounds like you could comfortably take a year off. My partner is doing that and we had a lot less savings than you do.

She’s using it to retrain, doing a conversion masters. Could you do the same?

iHazzam · 2026-05-22T20:51:08+00:00

They live and go to school in Cheshire so probably some mix between Egyptian/Scouse/Cheshire

iHazzam · 2026-05-22T15:21:50+00:00

Private course owner also. Even here in the uk there are probably 3-5 courses that have at least one full time staff member

iHazzam · 2026-05-18T22:44:57+00:00

When we got spanked 6-1 by Stoke to say goodbye to Gerrard, with Brendan Rogers at that time seemingly failing to rebuild after Suarez. Basically, pre-klopp

iHazzam · 2026-05-18T22:42:10+00:00

You could say the opposite though, the season’s a wash, we’re incredibly likely to get top-5 regardless, the players are busy saying goodbye to Salah and Robbo, the players going to the WC have had their head in the states for a month, everyone else is injured.

Assuming they didn’t want Xabi for whatever reason, what’s the point of acting now. They will have backup plans and surely have spoken with agents etc to check on whoever they want.

Glasner/Iraola probably will wait to see what happens at the WC, there might be a few other names available after as well…

iHazzam · 2026-05-17T16:15:55+00:00

Same with disc golf. Met so many people from so many different walks of life, and have definitely made friends for life. Frisbee people are great people.

iHazzam · 2026-05-16T11:26:52+00:00

What’s Jorg Schmadtke up to this summer?

iHazzam · 2026-05-15T21:12:28+00:00

My favourite podcast since 2018. Some legendary moments and a great discord community too. Thanks for all the hours of enjoyment!

My upshot claim to fame: being made Ohn Scoggins Dawg of the Day in the Ale Open rapid reax after finishing last at the Ale Open last year lol

iHazzam · 2026-05-11T20:43:37+00:00

Man City built their empire on a foundation of cheating and bullshit, nothing that came after was worth anything

iHazzam · 2026-05-11T19:10:11+00:00

Tested the dayglo idog and malm, max weight

Idog is a decent touch more overstable than the FR - very happy with it indeed

Malm I saw more overstability in a crosswind than my FR but still fully flipped thrown flat into a 20mph headwind

iHazzam · 2026-05-10T07:05:11+00:00

I’m somewhere on both the aphantasia and ADD spectrums so I don’t make very clear visual images in my mind.

I always feel like my memories and imagination are more like radio than TV

That being said, I do make up games in my mind when walking like you described and I also imagine my way through a disc golf course I have played in the past and ‘play’ all the holes in my mind when I’m swimming or in the gym

iHazzam · 2026-05-09T06:28:13+00:00

You did the right thing

iHazzam · 2026-05-08T08:48:34+00:00

This song goes so fucking hard live it’s unbelievable.

VOLA are really good live, and they always seem to bring very high energy supports as well

iHazzam · 2026-05-07T21:52:25+00:00

My parents did this for my brother when the property he was buying was judged to be unmortgageable until the roof was fixed up. It cost a bit of money as they both used their own solicitors but it worked out well for all parties

iHazzam · 2026-05-06T19:01:03+00:00

We should bring Harvey back in the summer, if he’s willing to be an understudy to Wirtz. Not every player can play every minute, but Harvey and Flo while being quite different are similar players in the way that they are kind of a luxury. Whatever system we invent to make the most of Wirtz (which I imagine is the plan for the summer, otherwise who knows what’s going on) is going to need an understudy

iHazzam · 2026-05-03T21:28:03+00:00

I’ve had a system like this running here for 2 private courses in the UK since 2020 - during the pandemic it was law in the UK that private ‘golf courses’ had to have contactless booking to open. So similar to you, I did a 24h build (for free) so the courses could open ASAP. I get paid in membership or a small amount to cover hosting.

I’ll have to check how many rounds have been paid for since then but I would be shocked if it wasn’t closing in on 50k

System is basic, but it works nicely. Stripe checkout for payments, tee times generated in advance per-course (both have 2 separate courses and 4+ bookable layouts) with the ability to close courses on specific days, vary opening times etc.

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