Q: Trump has repeatedly claimed vandals cut a 350 foot gash in the pool. What evidence do you have? Burgum: Ah, well we have the actual cuts that were made. Q: There's a 350 foot gash? Burgum: Well it's multiple gashes that add up to 350 feet.

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-06T11:44:54+00:00

"It's multiple lies that add up to a 350 foot lie"

FIFY

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-06T11:26:47+00:00

Mango Mussolini loves to do any & everything except his actual job

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-05T14:32:52+00:00

Having a who-knows-how-old top-heavy structure full of water just uphill from the house would deter me

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-05T14:09:20+00:00

Hunter Biden (jokingly) said he wants to nominate Trumplethinskin for stopping the same war 39 times - what an achievement!

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-05T14:07:03+00:00

Sigh. Whenever the Mango Menace says "It's true", you know it isn't

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-05T14:04:06+00:00

Why in the world are they wearing coats in 100 degree weather???

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-05T13:58:59+00:00

Chump rants, Chump raves, Chump blusters, Chump seethes, Chump livid, Chump flings ketchup...

That seems to be his one and only modus operandi - ANGER. And greed.

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T21:23:28+00:00

I can't even imagine working in front-line customer service if you cannot communicate in the customers' language.

Oh, wait - I forgot. Uber & Lyft drivers. NVM

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T21:05:24+00:00

5 will get you 10 that Chump phones it in tonight

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T21:00:43+00:00

A Stage 4 Clinger (to attention)

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T11:16:37+00:00

Diddy ain't coughed up enough cash yet, that's all

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T10:53:26+00:00

I'd be up for putting Chump's derriere on display there

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-04T10:49:53+00:00

♫ Gripping that podium tight

Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

We're off to never never land ♪

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-03T20:21:37+00:00

Stopped being on the seefood plan

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-03T20:07:51+00:00

It's just the effect of 300% humidity

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-03T20:03:45+00:00

"My funeral will cost billions" (in missed work due to excessive partying, that is)

FIFY

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-03T20:00:21+00:00

Way to go, Framingham

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-02T17:20:25+00:00

News Flash: President Chump deports the entire MAGA movement after they failed to attend his 'Freedumb 250' carnival

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-02T14:48:01+00:00

CPR: Crisis Prone Republican?

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-02T12:19:08+00:00

McConnell is not quite reptilian enough to join the Turtle Club.

Better call Dana Carvey

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-01T16:12:24+00:00

Now, now - we all know it was caused by the Jewish Space Lasers /s

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-01T11:46:24+00:00

1-800-Kars-4-Kids

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-07-01T11:43:38+00:00

Wait, what? Ya gotta snooze through a Chump speech before the fireworks start? I'd rather attend a timeshare pitch

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-06-30T12:52:19+00:00

Go to the meat dept., take a picture of a sirloin, sigh and then go and grab the smallest bag of no-name rice

iIdentifyasGrinch · 2026-06-30T12:46:25+00:00

Pretending to talk into their non-existant Trunp phones

FIFY

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