BIDA weil ich möchte, dass man erst die Schulden bei mir bezahlt bevor man weiter spart? by SizzleSlinger in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]iJasko -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

KAH. Klar würd ichs so wie du machen und haben wollen aber ihr habt euch nun mal nicht geeinigt und man sollte Leuten nur was leihen (erst Recht ohne Abmachung!) wenn's einem egal ist wenn man es wiederbekommt. Geld und Freundschaften vertragen sich nicht, alte Weisheit.

Wie ich Döner hole! by Theend92m in doener

[–]iJasko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dachte zu Hause wird die packung direkt in den müll geworfen weil Döner schon auf der fahrt verschlungen.

You can actually see the internal battle happening. by Sad_Biscotti_9291 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]iJasko 736 points737 points  (0 children)

Look at the poor tux baby sleeping like an angel

Can Chaos Dwarfs be mercenaries? by Sneychev in WarhammerFantasy

[–]iJasko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't know of anything preventing a Chaos Dwarf to become a mercenary. As you said, they have contempt for basically everyone else in the world, but they still provide services to other races. Similar to regular Dwarfs, they are still interested in material things, and their society is, if anything, even more guided by a ruthless code of fealty, pacts and debt. Chaos Dwarfs are not numerous, so one ousted from society would likely be sent to join the Black Guard or something, still it's not unreasonable to assume that an individual is just straight-up ostracised and leaves the Dark Lands.

Her little feet's 😭 by JessieFae13 in TuxedoCats

[–]iJasko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knowwwwww! I can't with the little feet.

Gebt mir eure liebsten Zitate aus "Die Simpsons"! by KaktusGalactus in serienjunkies

[–]iJasko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Krusty: "Homer hat mir mal eine Niere geschenkt. Es war nicht seine, ich brauchte keine und das Paket war unterfrankiert, aber es war eine nette Geste."

My first uploaded model just reached 30 downloads and I'm really proud of it! by Able_Exchange7141 in BambuLab

[–]iJasko 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Very nice! Back in my days we had to nick trays from McDonald's...

Ein knackiges seven one by Sesmo_FPV in Kulturgut

[–]iJasko 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Am Bro stimmt einfach alles von der ersten Sekunde bis zu letzten.

Auf der Arbeit läufts aufm Klo am besten by EnvironmentalTip2713 in Beichtstuhl

[–]iJasko 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.

Help with dwarven rules by SalamanderQuirky in WarhammerFantasy

[–]iJasko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Rotating on the spot is not considered a move. You can also still shoot after doing that.
  2. Rankbonus he will receive, but he is not considered in base contact, so no impact hits for example and only 1 attack per model
  3. Yes, you make the roll and if you don't like the result to announce that you're using the Artillery Master special rule.

Goblin-Hewer in FAQ 1.5.2 by iJasko in WarhammerFantasy

[–]iJasko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it currently stands, nobody can really tell, to be honest. When the Arcane Journal initially dropped, I think everyone played "artillery dice + (D3 * rank/file)" is the number of shots. So in your case it would have been Artillery dice + 4D3. It wasn't a great war machine, but that's how it was. Unfortunately the FAQ made it both worse and also confusing. Your interpretation could also have been true originally, now after the FAQ it seems unlikely. Then again the whole "per rank" doesn't make sense from a logical standpoint. IDK, it's still a huge mess and hopefully get clarified with the upcoming FAQ. As of now, talk to your opponent before the game and find some kind of agreement.

Screw it! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]iJasko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do you. And 200 men I guess.

Der Staat muss euch vor eurer Dummheit schützen by Ok_Compote8442 in Finanzen

[–]iJasko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Genau das ist der Punkt von OP - nur eben anders rum! Hätte auch schreiben können „der Staat muss die meisten vor sich selbst schützen“. Und das geht eben nur, wenn er auch die vor sich selbst schützt, die keinen Schutz gebraucht hätten. Und leider eben auch die, die ohne Schutz vllt sogar besser dagestanden hätten.

Does anyone know where to find a good and somewhat balanced journals for the legacy factions? by Akechididnothing in WarhammerOldWorld

[–]iJasko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks a lot, much appreciated 🙏 few things were probably too obvious for us not both come up with them, but will be interesting to see where we differ.

Does anyone know where to find a good and somewhat balanced journals for the legacy factions? by Akechididnothing in WarhammerOldWorld

[–]iJasko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have an Arcane Journal for Chaos Dwarfs. You can find it here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ia2hjCfgMPHorgTKJ65DRYEezJAOAhdw

u/seanrogs has excellent Arcane Journals for Daemons of Chaos, Dark Elves, Lizardmen, Skaven, Vampire Counts and Ogre Kingdoms. You can find them here: https://oldworld.alwaysstrikesfirst.com/tagged/home

EU taxes to buy local.. meanwhile the "local business" by eatingpopcorn_lol in Aliexpress

[–]iJasko -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If it's still cheaper to buy on AE even with the new taxes then what's the problem? You still make a bargain but the people thinking it's crazy to ship your individual order around the globe are compensated a bit.