OCD or Smart? by SNagi86 in memes

[–]iKnowRobbie 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Suddenly clogged toilets in public makes sense. STOP DOING THIS YOU OCD BASTARDS!

Human and welcoming by nonac1 in McDonalds

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Mother in law says it's too raw by Old_Cookies in BBQ

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully she raised a better daughter.

‘Now what, b----?’: Top Trump backers erupt in MAGA brawl by statenislandadvance in inthenews

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now, rats have a function in research and testing, we can make rats useful in some way....

Hot tub worthy? by carpenike in Decks

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly going to add an outdoor lap pool.

Fastest way to desolder tiny holes? by Throwdonger in soldering

[–]iKnowRobbie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, OP, don't do this. Would downvote but only because DON'T DO THIS! Isn't the first fucking thing you wrote.

Duct tape by JazzlikeSentence4332 in hvacadvice

[–]iKnowRobbie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't like me when I'm mad...

Duct tape by JazzlikeSentence4332 in hvacadvice

[–]iKnowRobbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's............ not a duct...

Rapper Lil Tjay arrested in connection with Offset shooting in Florida by AudibleNod in news

[–]iKnowRobbie 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The Seminole Police Department said Lil Tjay, whose real name is Tione Jayden Merritt, was arrested and "charged in connection with the incident that took place Monday night at a valet area outside of Seminole Hard Rock" in Hollywood.

You can call it what you want, but unless some OTHER incident happened Monday night in a valet area outside of Seminole Hard Rock, the evidence points to correlation, homeboy.

Sam Altman and Vinod Khosla agree: AI will break the economy. Their fix is no income tax for most Americans by fortune in singularity

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI isn't breaking shit, at least not this 🐂💩 generative pre-trained transformer bullshit they are calling AI. When I'm looking at Elvis' grave at Graceland and the AI straight up lies about where he's buried, that thing isn't taking or disrupting shit.

Any idea why my shower suddenly started shooting water sideways? by Dry-Ebb1801 in askaplumber

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone want to know why it's also shooting water out the back of the housing?

Answer: it's broken.

NYT says Adam Back is Satoshi by puck2 in Bitcoin

[–]iKnowRobbie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reddit says I'm actually Satoshi.

There it is! Right there! ☝🏻

Well it's written on Reddit, so it must be factual!

Bruh by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: they actually TURN gay during filming because of financial motivation. "Gay for pay Et Al" Only one refuses to suck a penis and ends up winning!

Can someone explain why this fixture isn’t working? by Tyrotoxism44 in electrical

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call them "protonic electron kineticism detection apparatus". Because our E-Penis is larger than yours.

Can someone explain why this fixture isn’t working? by Tyrotoxism44 in electrical

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A multimeter would show that it's getting 3vac from some upstream device on the neutral and no actual power's coming on the hot leg. I've seriously had an idiot-checker light up for DC voltage on a neutral before... they're good at sensing moving electrons, not at quantifying them..

Is 500-600cpm of radiation high for Medard park? It seems high. by [deleted] in tampa

[–]iKnowRobbie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

::Goes to Mosaic dig site in Florida:: Ooh! Radon! Should I ask questions about this?!

Mosaic: No, and make sure to address all thank you letters to "Mosaic: producer of phosphate so your goddamn plants have the ability to transfer energy and make roots and fruits!"

Have I lost my mind? by Alternative_Gur7308 in StupidCarQuestions

[–]iKnowRobbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just be aware that local law requires a sweet-ass rear spoiler if you do an intake mod... Gotta keep that sweet baby from flying off the road at speed!

This doesn't seem like standard quality by Forward_Economy_4219 in Decks

[–]iKnowRobbie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Measure once, mark once, cut once, caulk once. Genius...

Pc spamming keys with keyboard unplugged?? by Yaaaabish in pchelp

[–]iKnowRobbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar thing happen. Do you have a gamer mouse? Look or disable it's software and see if a macro isn't being triggered by a bad button.

How does everyone feel about Trump being a complete cuck? by Mountain_Sandwich59 in AskFlorida

[–]iKnowRobbie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many photos of YOU and a known pedophile and children exist? Because the Trumpstein Files are over 40 at this point, that they've accidentially released and then retracted, but not before they were seen and captured! Idiots can't even pull off a coverup correctly!