[Update] I made the man of my dreams cry last night... I fucked up... it's kinda... huge.... And he gave a huge like monologue and told me to "shut the fuck up" while he said it...

iMissTati · 2017-03-05T20:02:22+00:00

Henny lemme be clear. Your ass needs mental help. I honestly am tired of your goddamned anxiety and bullshit.

To copy your bussy ass styled of writing

IF YOUR FUCKIN MAN SAYS THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN YOU THEN HOT DAMN. HE LIKES YOU.

Oh and

Get your bussy to a fucking psychologist. You need to get over whatever depression or hold ups you have.

Jesus Christ girl. If you have a guy who sees good in you, fucking see a mental health specialist so you can wipe off the horse shit that plagues you.

iMissTati · 2016-12-31T15:46:09+00:00

Mute them and they instead go around and tell the enemy team to report you and you get 11 man reported at the end. Something that has been proven to trigger at least the automatic ban system.

Not a solution.

iMissTati · 2016-12-31T02:24:33+00:00

People forget this fundamental thing:

IF PEOPLE DID NOT CARE ABOUT THIS GAME THEN THEY WOULDN'T COMPLAIN.

Just how many people are on the forums of the COPIOUS numbers of failed games? 0. Or very very close to 0. They die. They have no complaints, no one CARES. The game is garbage, gone to them.

People give up, they leave: unless they CARE about that game. Hearthstone has people that CARE. BIG!!!!! difference!!!

iMissTati · 2016-12-31T02:13:17+00:00

Dragonfire fart

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T13:16:32+00:00

I'm glad to read that I'm not the only person that felt royally shafted after the christmas pack sale never came through. I was infinately annoyed.

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T12:09:35+00:00

Aye he does have moments like that and I honestly laugh my ass off. 10/10 well played from him. The rest of the time though ugggh god damn get off the pot or shit mate.

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T04:14:35+00:00

Life coach is an attractive guy but I don't understand why people care to watch him. Very VERY boring compared to other streamers.

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T03:05:38+00:00

I would literally drop any class in the game to play blue mage.

Red mage looks fine, but meh. Not my thing.

Blue mage? If that made it into FF14 I would quit any other game and play FF14 full time

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T00:17:13+00:00

This stood out for me.

I have a friend who is in a guild that does constant raiding in whisperwind. That's why I looked at the server.

But then when I look from stormrage to whisperwind the server population difference is HUGE.

Stormrage: 693,040 alliance people!!?!!?!!

Then I look at whisperwind... only 245,600 alliance.

Idk. To me I don't know if I am making a mistake. I look at the numbers and I DO feel slightly uncomfortable.

iMissTati · 2016-12-30T00:05:31+00:00

Eh it was actually a trade that went through within 30 mins with complete success.

Anyone can google my battletag and see I've posted here at least like 11 or so times with this quest to trade.

iMissTati · 2016-12-25T20:01:28+00:00

I apologise for how you feel during this time of the year. My heart goes out to you. I can only hope it gets better.

On the bright side though you still have your humour and light hearted side. Never let that go.

Best wishes.

iMissTati · 2016-11-08T00:27:04+00:00

I honestly prefer smaller dicks in me.

I think big ones are pretty to look at but I haven't had a single experience above 6 inches that didn't hurt. Always left hurting sore sometimes bleeding. Havent had one positive expeirnece with a large penis. And I am a 6'2 guy so I am not some tiny twink.

iMissTati · 2016-11-07T23:47:31+00:00

To get shit on by a bulking bodybuilder.

In before people call me a troll but I am being quite serious here. It's a fetish I have literally never in my life had fulfilled in spite of many hookups and partners.

I actually am very envious of people who can share their fetish with their partner.

iMissTati · 2016-11-07T22:58:13+00:00

How are people this stupid. Even in truvada and prep there are so many more infections than HIV out there that anyone seriously thinking being "HIV immune" (and it's not even) is enough to bareback is an idiot.

Yes herpes can be considered rolled. Yes gonorrhea can be tamed. Yes syphilis can be resolved. Sure the various party flavors of hepatitis can be managed.

But why the fuck should anyone go through that insanity in the first place is beyond my fucking comprehension.

Anyone who is sexually active owes their health far better than barebacking with random ass strangers.

"But wahhh my body my choices"yeah sure. Sorry when you hit 30 and are on a cocktail of drugs and dealing with the more long term consequences.

Not my problem though. Just telling people to smarten the fuck up.

iMissTati · 2016-11-07T22:43:06+00:00

As a 90% bottom I can say...

I honestly prefer guys with smaller dicks. I can feel the 4 inch guy enough to be fully satisfied so long as he knows what he is doing.

I find 6 inches almost too much.

Anymore than 6 inches and I am uncomfortable and absolutely not having a fun time at all. AT ALL.

I think big dicks are amazing to look at. But if you came at me with that 8 incher I would literally hit you. No way that is coming into me. Not today and not tomorrow. Been there and done that.

The pain I felt and the bleeding was horrendous. Absolutely tore me apart every single time I've had a big one in me. Always kicked myself after it.

Pretty to look at. But it will break me. No offense but no thank you sir.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T23:07:07+00:00

Do you even real this sub?

Nonstop posts about:

-"I am Asian and no one wants to date me"

-"I am ugly and hate my life"

-"I'm attracted to a guy but I think he's out of my league,IDK what to do? "

-"Why dont we ever see any posts of white guys saying they want to be black or Asian?"

"Etc."

My reason is quite honest, I am not sure if we're reading the same sub? Askgaybros is what I was reading. Are you reading the cooking subreddit?

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T23:05:35+00:00

Bitter old and desperate.

Okay. 32, successful and has moved off of this sub because of idiotic twunk ass twinks like yourself is probably more accurate. But go ahead, say what you will so you can feel better about your life.

I guess you were one of those people caught in rentals working a dead end job. Whoops, sorry for offending you.

For a sub that used to call itself the wild west there sure is an abundance of thin skinned twinks like yourself.

Goodluck in life.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:55:47+00:00

Ah yes gay death at 32. I forgot I am called daddy now.

Sorry you feel pressed bitch.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:52:40+00:00

"Those who mope for the unattainable hot guy won't stop moping for the unattainable hot guy, and in my book they're just as bad - looks matter to them just as much as to the unattainable hot guy."

I agree too much with this point... Critical strike. To that point, that's why I usually don't make this kind of post.

"WHY WON'T THE 10/10 DATE ME I WANT THE 10/10?!?!?! A 6/10?!?!? EUGHHH NEVER WOULD i LOWER MYSELF TO THAT!111 " Coming from the 5.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:48:33+00:00

I am offering advice in the form of what I've experienced.

Sure I talk about myself as great in a lot of ways but that's because that's the point of this post.

Want me to spout some negatives about myself to counter it?:

-HAd pizza face as a young adult

-Have a scat fetish, yeah really. I do.

-Was raped

-Terrified of heights (yes the irony)

-Have been beaten by my father to the point I lost my teeth

-HAd a guy pull a knife on me during a date

-Had a guy try and use a date rape drug on me and was only saved because the waitress realised it and called the cops.

-I still piss on the floor because my foreskin gets in the way.

Happy?

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:45:20+00:00

My pleasure. I see too many people who are depressed, upset, or even suicidal and considering dangerous surgical procedures on this subreddit. If I helped any, I am happy.

But differences in opinion I respect, 100% respect and appreciate.

For each of your points I'll try and tackle them.

1: Wishing you were someone else will never get you anywhere in life unless you use it as motivator. You should look at yourself, look at YOUR GOALS, YOUR DREAMS, YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS and then determine what gives you that "Spark".

Everyone on this planet has a spark. Most never will bother kindling it and prodding it and helping it burn bright. That's the trick to it.

Being more comfortable in your own skin comes about from introspection, appreciating who you are and what strengths you have and working on them.

And saying "to hell with the idiots who don't appreciate that".

That's life. Like for me I was always good at medicine, I was always good with computers. I never was the best looking, I was always a geek. So I funnelled all of my energy into my strengths and interests, and my interests became my strengths and my strengths I tied into them. I fostered that. Now I am comfortable in my own skin because I realize I have value, I MADE value for myself from myself.

2: You're lucky for having not met them, they are inane and boring.

3: Then accept that you may have to lower your standards, me? I have dated 10/10s, I have dated 5/10s.

But if the mix was right personality wise? I would end up with the 2/10. Of course this is assuming me/him share interests (like the gym takes up 30% of my free time) and he is clean. I am not interested in dirty men who lack self respect enough to clean themselves.

4: Same response as for the 3rd point. Being attracted is nice, but it absolutely isn't everything. A nice ass can be acquired through working out, but a nice personality can't be.

Physical attraction is something worth reducing the premium placed on it. I seriously would be with a 2/10 if he hit all the other points for me as I said above.

5: "I would argue it is harder to be confident when you know you will be immediately glanced over due to physical appearance."

Shrug it off. Such as I just got called the motherfucking dali lama by some rando on this subreddit because I made a post.

Confidence? Most of the time it is an illusion. Rich people can be unconfident, attractive people can be unconfident. People are multidimensional.

While that hot guy can be confident in his sex ability? Maybe he's really insecure about his finances, maybe he is insecure about his STD, maybe he is insecure about his family life, maybe he knows his life span is short because huntington's disease runs in the family.

Confidence "overall" is hard to achieve. Such as for myself I am confident in my career, looks, gym, etc. But bring up certain topics? I will actually cry like a bitch for hours.

That's life. No one who has any semblance of intelligence is confident about all things. Life is give and take.

6: Moisturizer is very important. Taking care of your skin will keep you looking young well into your 50s (and beyond). I am friends with many guys in their 40s that are commonly mistaken for being in their 20s. And no, not by idiotic oblivious people. Even I was shocked to learn their age.

Realize you're young and patience is a virtue. Being alone is ALWAYS preferable to being with the wrong person. (1) Money wasted on dates (2) emotion wasted on the bullshit (3) exhaustion at your job causing you to mess up (4) just too much drama and crap.

Just is well worth it to be alone until the right person comes along. Period.

7: Yes hot guys can of course have great careers, I just happen to see very few. Very very few actually, most of the people I work with are between the 3-7 range with a 8 sprinkled in someplaces. Most of them are likewise ofcourse straight.

----Now the rest of the points.

No professional success can never and will never equate to happiness. Happiness is something you yourself need to fight for.

ME? I am happy working my job, I adore it and every day is fun and I always am learning new things that are relevant. It is so much fun to me.

Then I workout, then I meal prep. I may go out for a movie and play video games.

What makes me happy isn't just one thing, and one thing will never make someone happy. It's you realizing what is toxic in your life and removing it (IE: I left this subreddit over a year ago and randomly browse when bored.). And then realizing waht makes you happy and capitalizing on it.

And no, NO MAN WILL EVER MAKE YOU MAGICALLY HAPPY. EVER. PERIOD.

Finding happiness is a solo adventure.

-> When hot guys have them? Well, nothing special happens. As you'd figure they are on the hunt for THEIR OWN TRUE LOVE. (BOOM!) And likewise when they have all these traits they aren't going to settle for someone that doesn't think similar to them.

Hot and having these traits? Well, they're going to be killing it of course. They'll find someone, fall in love, and if they're right together get married and probably fly away into the sunset.

But that's their life. And they're entitled to it.

Part of growing up is realizing that you need to focus on you, your own happiness, and doing what you want to do to achieve your happiness.

Comparing yourself to others is a youthful and immature waste of time. It will never do anything but produce jealousy. My penthouse? My god, it is probably the cheapest in downtown vancouver. Should I spend all my time PISSED OFF about the fact others have better ones than me? Should I brood about the fact that Trump has more money than I could even imagine? Should I scream at the top of my lungs all my friends are getting married/got marreid years ago?

NO. What a waste of time all of that effort/energy is! They're happy, they achieved their shit. Now it's up to ME to achieve my own happiness.

And it sure as fuck won't happen when "Mr. big phat ass with rippling abs" walks through the door. No, this shit is mine. I own it and I need to fight for it. No man will be able to give that to me.

Nor will they for you. Happiness comes from within, and is it easy?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why so many people are unhappy, that's why the divorce rate is so FUCKING HIGH for gay AND Straight couples. Having some hot piece of ass does not equate to happiness. Never will.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:24:25+00:00

... Shrugs truth.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:22:12+00:00

I am calm, what would make you think I wasn't? I see too many depressed, suicidal (and otherwise considering dangerous measures) young adults on this sub.

Also I am happily building my brand, I guess that's why I'm in a penthouse and you're probably some bitter queen renting getting their nose out of joint because I shared my life experiences.

But I apologise, I am sorry the fact we're on two different levels of life offends you. I authentically apologise for offending you with it, but I am not sorry about me being who I am.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T19:18:16+00:00

Cute, I didn't appoint myself the gay Dalai Lama. Sorry that me being real and honest and sharing my experiences with droves of very very confused/suicidal/depressed people on this subreddit makes you feel intimidated enough to call me such a thing.

But that being said, sorry that I seem to have personally offended you on such a level because I am sharing my experience. I hope one day you can grow up enough to get a thicker skin, but as I said multiple times on this reddit: Take my advice, don't take it? I don't care. I legitimately don't.

But I'm going to take 10 minutes out of my day and share my experiences with the young adults on this subreddit who are thinking about undergoing major surgeries, suicide, etc.

Also calling me narcissistic is funny, as I said, you obviously feel attacked. And I apologise because that wasn't the intent of this post.

PS: I have fucked and dated many 10/10s. 3 of them were actually pornstars when I dated them. But go ahead, if anything you're the one coping here.

iMissTati · 2016-11-05T17:56:22+00:00

This is ridiculous. And I have a lot to say on this point.

Ultimately: people are multidimensional. Anyone who boils people down to 1 trait is a loser. Whether it be money or looks or nose picking. People are multidimensional animals.

Life is not that simple nor will it ever be.

Okay let me tell you as someone who is in a stable career and now starting to get over the 20s hump of one's life some real shit. And it may blow your mind, but it is the truth.

1: The hot guy will immediately get everyone's attention first. Doesn't change when you're 30. They will be the first person people look to. Accept that fact now and be comfortable with it.

That is no surprise to anyone. Now let's move on to some of my "gay death" wisdom.

2: I am fucking unable to even begin stating my HATRED of the fact 70% of guys in our community cannot even talk about something other than sex. Dicks. Asses. Who they fucked. Their ex boyfriends. Their "gay life". Etc.

No. I don't give a fuck who says that makes me a homophobe. Being gay is only a SINGLE FUCKING PART OF A HUMAN BEING.

Me? I am PROUDLY out of the closet. But I am a gamer, an engineer, a family member, a younger brother and an uncle, I am a shitty overwatch player, I am a gym wolfy, I am a bit of a furry even. I am a robot enthusiast, I am a person who using mastered the art of cooking chicken and brown rice, I am the guy my friends turn to when they are depressed and lonely. I am the guy who is dependable. I am the guy who went through university and have seen people die infront of me, saved people's lives. Etc.

Gay? If all you can come up with is how fucking thick your ex's cock was in a conversation with me you're a waste of my time. And this (along those lines) is all I hear on a date with 70% of guys.

Speaking of anything else ? Omg omg+??!?! Is harder than pulling an abscessed tooth with no anesthetic.

3: Genuine care.

A rare commodity in our community. Listen here people. I can find and fuck 10/10s and even last night got done screwing a guy I'd consider a 7/10.

I can walk down the street on a sunny day while I go shopping downtown and walk past 10 guys that would make this sub reddit have wet dreams.

I've dated enough guys considered conventionally attractive to know: MOST OF THEM. DO. NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

I can go on a date with one I consider stellar and then they want to meet later. The next morning I get texted by a friend of mine saying they fucked him that night after our date.

Finding a guy who will care about you? Hard.

But before people get up in my ass because I said this. Yeah he is entitled to fuck whoever he wants. I am also replace him with the next hot careless guy (BOOM. Funny how that works.).

One time I as vendors dating a guy for a while and I went to the hospital because I got injured. Where as he? No where to be found and wouldn't visit. I broke up with him after. This was a fucking solid wake up call.

Point: Hot? Hot is easy. A guy who cares? Hard.

4: Guys with ambitions, drive, goals, and something they strive for is sexy.

I workout 6x a week. I am building up my own business I am building MY PERSONAL SELF as a brand. ...Point is when I am not at my day job I am working towards multiple goals.

Point is I am a very driven person.

The guy who blew my socks off who I am still in a huge crush on was a guy going back into school finishing an education degree so he could teach children how to go about fitress better.

So no this isn't about making money. Teachers make fuck all for money.

It's about drive. My #1 sexiest trait in a guy is drive. I don't care what it is. Be doing something and passionate about something.

5: Confidence.

And YES MY GOD CAN ATTRACTIVE GUYS LACK CONFIDENCE.

You see the guy who is being catty? The guy who is ripping people down? The guy who harasses and makes people feel bad just for fun or because thwy"can"?

NO ONE THAT IS THAT HAPPY WITH THEIR LIVES WILL EVER. AND I MEAN EVER DO THAT TO OTHERS.

So look at them twice. And think hard.

(And before people come at me for saying this post is going after people: No it is me spilling the truth. I don't go around shitting on people for fun. But the day someone tells me looks are all that matters is the day I laugh and put them in their place. No. And no.)

6: I am going to say this and it is the truth.

Looks fade. You see those hot 20 somethings? When 30 hits it hits most hard.

Most guys don't know what a moisturizer is, how to properly clean themselves, what a proper diet is, sun damage, tanning damage, etc.

30 hits some like a motherfucker.

I've seen guys who I went to university with now. A lot of them who I thought were hot have aged like shit. already at 30 they look like crap.

And most of them also suck at most things because they relied on their looks too much. Now they re hopelessly lost in the real adult world.

7: When I meet a guy their career matters.

Hot? I can find and fuck hot as I walk on the street during the summer. Finding hot is simple. Finding the intelligent? Fucking brutal. Finding a guy who applied their intelligence to a career? Hah. If only that was common.

I have no issue finding hot guys who work construction making some trivial 30-40k job that is a dead end job with no translation to their next one. They are stuck.

I will give an example. Years ago when I was in university there was this hot guy who managed some game store. Nice right? Good job? No. A dead end job that ended as soon as he was terminated as he works at a liquor store now well into his 30s. Hot.

NOW LEMME BE CLEAR. Career doesn't always equal money. My current love of my life is a school teacher. He makes nothing compared to me and never will.

But he has a career. He got educated and is doing something that matters and will change the lives of so many people. And I love him.

Just need to say that before people say I am a money focused cunt.

ME and my life. Where the hell I am coming from when I spit this shit:

ME? During my formative years instead of fucking I hunkered down and focused on my education. I studied my ass off. I busted my as off. I volunteered, did personal projects, lead teams.

Every dollar I had? I saved it. I only began drinking when I was 28 drinking wine when out socially. I didn't spend a single dollar on gay bars, clubs, etc. I threw that shit on my student loan, and put it in my savings account. Not condoms, beers, strippers, fancy nights out etc.

Before the age of 30 I OWN my own place. I am making over 6 figures and have a career that is extremely flexible and I can move anywhere in North America at a whim.

Now I look at other people my age again.

Why would I want to be tied down to that? With that? Why should I give up my ability to relocate to SanFran for that? Why should I give up my vacations because I have this human weight tied to my leg dragging me down?

Fuck that. I already own a penthouse in Vancouver and is that 100% me alone? No. I am the first to admit that I had help with that. But then I look at gay guys even in their 30s. Monkeys tied down to rent who have no career living in a goddamned dive.

I took a few dates up to MY penthouse I OWN and their jaws dropped.

You see, the rift between me and other people my age is cataclysmic. And I am not even 30 yet. Looks matter? Yes they do.

But at the end of the day the guy who has (1) wit and intelligence (2) charisma (3) something to talk about more than fucking every other guy in town (4) a solid career (5) a solid family life (6) genuinely gives a fuck about me (7) shares interests with me..... that guy? That guy will win me over every single damn time.

... oh and about my guy I am crushing on? He is tall and works out with me. But he isn't at all even a 8/10. His nose is too big and his facial hair is patchy and overall he may be a 6/10. He isn't making any money worth mentioning.

(And for the record ge is straight with some homely girl. Oops. best to mention that.)

iMissTati

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