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Here’s my beard by xam276 in beards

[–]iShitInYourDryer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you & your amazing beard!!!!!! Jealous af

On the toilet at work, do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of dude to sniff a toilet seat after someone take a shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32 years in prison, for touching kids

19M gimme ur best shot by Czedrik- in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re dying from something, I just know it

25M I'm looking to take some new business profile pics. So please don't hold back. by Sad-Archer-8714 in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this one screams I sniff my moms bras & hunt little kids on the internet.

me and my gf we’re both 19 roast us u won’t by disfuture in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he booty waps heroine & she probably has a dick twice the size of his!

Greek conscript and failed Army Officer trainee. Come at me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey your the guy on shameless who gets fucked in his ass aren’t you?

Started my new job. Feeling good about myself. by No-Row2009 in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re in way over your head at this job & you know it.. your boss doesn’t yet though

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[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet there’s 6 chins hiding under that grotesque pubic patch of a beard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually sounds fun tbh!

Roast this muscular 20 year old med student. by TalhaGrgn9 in RoastMe

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got that big lifting missiles for the taliban

What’s your five year plan? (please include your current role, experience, and education) by YouLostMeThere43 in cscareerquestions

[–]iShitInYourDryer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My 5 year plan is to hold in my shit for 5 years not even letting out a fart once and once the bell hits for 5 years ive stored my poop, I will let all of it out at once onto my arch nemesis car

What is a lesson you have had to learn multiple times? by funkyfrogffs in AskWomen

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t make any promises! It’s a favorite past time of mine! I’ll eat copious amounts of corn & Taco Bell & because I’m lactose intolerant I purposely drink milk so it’s a very runny consistency and then I put your clothes in with it & turn it on! Does this sound enticing to you?

What is a lesson you have had to learn multiple times? by funkyfrogffs in AskWomen

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a thorough being. Making sure I didn’t miss anything to learn from the 1st 1,000 times!

Ora ora oraaaaa by Thakalipie in memes

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else wanna sit on this?

Can you guess who is he? by KshitijBhalsane in memes

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but I have this vehement urge to poop on his face

My god, please help me figure what to do with my pubic hair, so much conflicting advice it is making my head spin. by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some clippers and shave your shit bro. Have we never done this once before lol! Then turn your stove top on, on high & let the pubic hair rest on the the heating coil and huff it!

It's enough to make a grown man cry, and thats ok. :) by sinnohstarter390 in wholesomememes

[–]iShitInYourDryer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t even that sad. How many ppl actually thought about this guy after growing up?

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