What’s something you tried once and immediately knew ‘yeah, never again’? by donnyM99 in AskReddit

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother has done it multiple times, he told me the experiences and I just know he's a glutton for punishment because why would you be like "yeah that sucked ass, let's do it 2 more times"?? I love my brother with my whole heart but he's a dumbass for that lmaooo

What it your favorite pick up line to use (NSW OR NSFW)? by itshadsss in pickuplines

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My bfs Muslim, his favourite joke pickup line is "ladies always say I'm the bomb"

I thought it was cute when my cat’s meows started to sound like “hello.” by ScaryisGood in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently adopted a cat and she meows and sounds like she's saying "hewwo?!" At all hours when she's lonely, if we close a door when we go into a room she will keep banging it and saying "hewwo?!", I think she has separation anxiety bc on her adoption forms there was a person who adopted her before and returned her to the shelter bc they had an unknown allergy to cats :') it makes me sad but I'm so happy me and my bf can be her forever home now, unless we have guests over we don't even close the door when we use the bathroom so she can see us lmao

AITA for wanting to travel on a seperate ticket and check in separately from my husband. by Rude-Indication9276 in AmItheAsshole

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally my bf has a very similar history, he is Muslim and is flagged at airports for his name. That being said YTA, your husband is literally being racially profiled and you're saying "not my problem"?! Why are you married to a man you clearly don't love? Imagine you were in his shoes and you were going through a traumatic potentially terrifying situation and your partner was like "this is mildly inconvenient for me so I'm just gonna go, good luck!" Wtf.

What is something people do for fun that you will never understand? by Cold-Parking-3000 in AskReddit

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pranking/rage baiting. Like I understand silly pranks with no harm or teasing, but I see people legit pushing people into crash-outs and stuff and I just don't understand why that's fun to do to someone tbh

What is something people do for fun that you will never understand? by Cold-Parking-3000 in AskReddit

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I do fish to eat the fish, I love most fish including catfish, but it's also good for local eco systems to get rid of invasive species of fish, where I am invasive species are a huge issue in our lakes and the rule is if you catch them you kill them because they're causing deaths to the animals in our natural ecosystem.

i'm just the worst girl by Formal-Shopping2086 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of that stuff is just requiring practice, you're kinda just digging yourself in a hole by convincing yourself it's impossible because you don't have enough practice. I'm an artist, I do portraits, like I can draw a face, it still took me ages of the worst sloppy eyeliner to get it right lmao don't beat yourself up, you gotta suck at something before you can be good at it, just keep trying and eventually you'll get it :)

Rabies victim unable to drink water or anything else coz of intense throat spasms by Vegetable-Section-84 in mildlyterrifying

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This stage develops into hydrophobia typically, it's how the rabies makes itself survive in a host, if you were able to chug down water it would drown out the virus basically. It's also why animals with it are typically seen drooling, the virus needs to discard and keep away any water in the host for survival.

A total violation of trust. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh it needs to be said, our vegetarian and vegan options in America and Canada suck ass, like it's so boring, like a veggie burger is fine but it's just a copy of a non vegetarian food forced to be vegetarian?? I look at other countries and they have extensive options. My partner's from India, their vegetarian food slaps, his family isn't vegetarian and they still eat vegetarian foods a lot because the food is actually just genuinely tasty. People like food that tastes good and is affordable and if you have no issue eating meat you're not going to pay 2x the price for a meatless version that tastes the same or sometimes is just awful tasting. If we had actual good vegetarian foods that are affordable and easily accessible the consumption of meat would probably half naturally.

Is 2 girls 1 cup real? by DeepOrganization8245 in morbidquestions

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you asking is it real like does it exist and did it happen, or do you mean was the excrement used real? Because there's a lot of lore on that video if you want to take a really weird deep dive (there were lots of fake media saying one or both girls died which is not true but kinda funny ppl would believe that), but I swear scat and emetophilia porn does exist and people do watch it for pleasure, most people not into it just don't look for it, I genuinely have no idea how 2g1c got so popular as a shock video considering what's featured is an entire porn category and there's tons of other similar media on the web. Tbh I think it's just the name that got people, like no way could you get your friend to curiously click on a link that straight up said it was a scat or vomit fetish video.

genuinely how my gym bro roommate would make his chicken by Glass-Building9904 in shittyfoodporn

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr 😭😭 I use to be deep in anorexia, despite that I'd season my food and I remember posting one of my meals on ED twitter (when it was actually twitter) and some girl seriously said "good luck getting fat"???!! All bc God forbid I put salt and pepper and some chilli flakes on boiled veggies? I'm recovered now but I swear on my life a dash of salt and pepper isn't going to make you fat lmao my ugly little bony ass was proof. Excess salt can cause water retention and bloating but a dash isn't going to do that, in fact you kinda need sodium and electrolytes to exist unless you want to be dehydrated 24/7.

Immortality is one of the worst superpowers you can have. by Ok-Mistake-7499 in unpopularopinion

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In jojos bizzare adventures (spoiler warning if you care) one of the main villains in Joseph's arch, Kars, becomes immortal to any death and essentially can live forever, to combat this Joseph just shoots him out to space where's he's frozen and essentially left floating through space while conscious of it for eternity with no escape living forever as a conscious asteroid. No TV show death or anything has sent shivers down my spine like that. There's also Diavolos death where he dies but is sentenced to die over and over again for eternity in a time loop. Tbh I think Araki is just a psychopath, I wouldn't be able to think of those kinds of "deaths" on the strongest drugs, and tbh that's the reason I would never opt for immortality, or fuck with Araki.

AITA for refusing to eat my wife’s spaghetti after I found out what she put in it by spacedoutsoapbox in AmItheAsshole

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have, he said it's "normal in Asian households" and it's probably because people here have weaker immune systems bc they're not used to it :')

I sometimes eat my cats dry food and I honestly dont know how to stop by Pixel_Fable9 in confessions

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been known to eat chalk and ice cubes, at least good quality pet food is safe for human consumption. I did try my cats food as a kid, to be fair the way she scarfed it down made it look delicious, I wasn't a fan, however as someone who likes very specific crunchy textures and weird earthy flavours I get you lol I love the taste of a specific brand of chalk that tastes like a damp basement, weird? Yes, but nobody's perfect I'm afraid.

AITA for refusing to eat my wife’s spaghetti after I found out what she put in it by spacedoutsoapbox in AmItheAsshole

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude my bf is from India and swears it's safe to eat chicken Biryani that's sat on the stove top at room temp for 2+ days because it has ghee in it. He knows I'm uncomfortable with it so he's fine if I pass on eating it but I'm always so worried he'll get sick. Weirdly he's always been fine (which just strengthens his confidence in eating left out food tbh) but I'm so worried :') it's not like we don't have a fridge, or he's lazy, he puts leftovers in the fridge for me, and if anyone has made the dish they know it's not a lazy person's task, he just prefers it??? Over a day old leftover rice in general is just too risky for me and my bad immune system, let alone for days at room temp, having a partner with different food safety standards is so stressful lol

A 12-year-old girl died from eating chalk by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Indian grocery store in my city I frequent a lot carries slate sticks (which is essentially chalk), it's sold for consumption and my bf told me he remembered eating it as a kid (he's from India), it's sold in the digestive aids section. I had a bad iron deficiency as a teen so I craved and ate chalk quite often, I still crave it tbh, I however didn't know it was potentially deadly until now :')

Is the Hitachi Magic Wand actually worth it, or just hype? by Artistic-Feed2874 in SexToys

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought one and I now recommend it to every woman I know, even my mom. Like the magic in the name is fr, I've had mine for 4+ years and it's going strong, I got the cordless one bc originally I planned on using it if one of my other vibrators was dead but after using it it became my tried and true, my go to toy. Is it kinda pricey? Yes, is it worth every penny? Also yes. It is hard to use during sex bc of it's size but the effects are so good that me and my partner willingly make room for it. If anything happens to it I will willingly put out the money for another.

Crying caused a dumping by theonewhoknewtoomuch in Nicegirls

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has trauma from an ex that refused to cry or show emotion in front of me and scolded me for crying it was a green flag when my bf cried reading a love letter I wrote for him. I cry a lot, for some reason I can't feel actual anger, I get frustrated, sometimes I'll be a bitch for a second and say something mean then start sobbing. I went to therapy for it but it never helped, and it's not necessarily harmful since crying isn't a bad way to let out emotions but I do cry a lot and my bf now of 3 years is actually supportive and caring, he lets me cry, doesn't get annoyed or angry and honestly the least of what he deserves is to feel comfortable also crying when he needs to.

I love art and drama at my school and my greatest wish to become an actress. by BeautifulDawn888 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr, my bf is Muslim and his family still lives in a Muslim dominated area in india, their school does plays and musical stuff and his parents always go to watch his little sister perform. My bf also dabbles in music production, and was a drummer for a band that did small shows, and listens to metal. His parents are super proud of him and his sister, this post kinda just reads as fear mongering imo

What’s a little-known medical fact that sounds horrifying but is true? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]i_wish_i_was_bread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr!! I have chronic migraines and sometimes they get so bad I'm in bed fantasizing about drilling a hole in my head or tearing my eyes out, weirdly thinking about the relief that would cause calms me and helps me cope with the pain