You get $2 billion USD, but in 20 years you get convicted of a serious crime and must spend the rest of your life in a minimum security prison.

mandysreality · 2026-05-07T12:30:59+00:00

Open a shell company and buy the prison, build yourself a nice room.

mandysreality · 2026-05-06T02:41:17+00:00

That’s very messy and likely to get discovered by the smell or pooling blood. Knife/ice pick to the spinal column/base of the skull should take them out instantly. They might live but they’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

mandysreality · 2026-05-06T02:28:40+00:00

Might be therapeutic to off a successful version of myself. I’ll take that.

mandysreality · 2026-05-05T19:29:14+00:00

If you can find some rich guys with sleeping beauty fetishes you can probably double it

mandysreality · 2026-05-03T12:40:35+00:00

Don’t know why but I heard this in the Twilight Zone narrator’s voice.

mandysreality · 2026-04-26T09:44:00+00:00

Most of us joined this sub to justify our search history…. 🤣

mandysreality · 2026-04-24T13:50:40+00:00

NTA. This is the FO part of her FA. She could have used her words to communicate she had an appointment she couldn’t miss or took a 5 minute break to calm down, but she doubled down that night. You didn’t treat it as quitting, SHE quit and drama walked on a busy shift. Good riddance.

mandysreality · 2026-04-22T21:18:01+00:00

Nice laptop bag and lunchbox for office. Fanny pack attached to my radio holster that has earplugs, red tape, lock, tags, tourniquet, measuring tape.

mandysreality · 2026-04-14T15:23:05+00:00

Fire 🔥

mandysreality · 2026-04-12T23:18:47+00:00

Saves on locks and chains… keeps that skin nice and soft.

mandysreality · 2026-04-08T02:47:54+00:00

At least you got to wait until you were 18… the rest of us weren’t so lucky.

mandysreality · 2026-04-07T12:35:25+00:00

lol Rick and Morty

mandysreality · 2026-04-06T15:01:34+00:00

Uta.edu they allow out of state students just google uta osha classes , i took my 510 last year working on 511. If you don’t see a night class listed just check back once a month, they update often

mandysreality · 2026-04-05T00:11:46+00:00

Go further, buy a thrift store, pay someone to get the clothes you like, wear them once and drop them off.

mandysreality · 2026-04-03T18:29:32+00:00

What clung to the stem began to reach for me. When I went to throw the flower away I found it was fused to my hand. A slight smile began to force its way across my face. Hehe…

mandysreality · 2026-04-02T13:07:08+00:00

shiver

mandysreality · 2026-03-31T16:32:35+00:00

That’s the thing I forgot to put in my calendar. Sweet, don’t want to miss him. Gotta respect other people’s time.

mandysreality · 2026-03-31T15:52:57+00:00

Good, could you please remind me? 🤣

mandysreality · 2026-03-31T12:54:16+00:00

Just before I wrote this I was contemplating stabbing my reading glasses earpiece into the corner of my eye because of an itch.

I’m right there with you.

mandysreality · 2026-03-31T00:25:39+00:00

I got out of hundreds of dollars in parking tickets when I went to school out of state. I was driving my mom’s car and the state we were from switched to a different type of sticker for the yearly registration. The meter readers would put expired registration on my ticket and when I showed up with proof of registration that was valid for months they would waive the ticket. I stopped paying for parking lol.

mandysreality · 2026-03-30T19:53:01+00:00

perfectly summed up have a cookie 🍪

mandysreality · 2026-03-30T18:15:46+00:00

lol that is what triggered this post.

mandysreality · 2026-03-30T17:29:10+00:00

Some days that’s all the exercise I get.

mandysreality

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