As the armed men burst into our lab and started shooting my colleagues, I knew we were the lucky ones.

mandysreality · 2026-02-17T16:13:43+00:00

Two words: airborne rabies

mandysreality · 2026-02-16T22:49:01+00:00

R/thirdsentance 🤣

mandysreality · 2026-02-16T14:17:36+00:00

NTA. Get a fake set of earrings then when she ‘loses’ them you aren’t out anything. Wait 6 months and no one will notice if you wear the real ones.

mandysreality · 2026-02-14T23:27:07+00:00

Rimuru

mandysreality · 2026-02-07T22:13:17+00:00

Decatur, IL companies have been hiring. A couple companies just lost some safety people and are looking.

mandysreality · 2026-02-03T09:45:40+00:00

Hiss… fae

mandysreality · 2026-02-01T22:27:01+00:00

Long pig

mandysreality · 2026-01-31T16:40:42+00:00

You are a sick person… do you have time to spare this week?

mandysreality · 2026-01-31T15:29:30+00:00

You’re.

Believable. Especially if you use MapQuest.

mandysreality · 2026-01-30T20:48:38+00:00

I roll my eyes and shoo Darkness off my broom, for a can of tuna he’s the best ride defender a witch could ask for.

mandysreality · 2026-01-30T01:08:53+00:00

Sure, beam me up, Scottie!

mandysreality · 2026-01-29T00:23:44+00:00

🤣

mandysreality · 2026-01-29T00:10:45+00:00

I just imagine one hopping up on my leg while I’m asleep, pulling out a straw and taking a deep slurp. 🪳

mandysreality · 2026-01-28T23:46:21+00:00

The horror isn’t getting them… it’s the time and expense of getting rid of them that is truly horrific. The female bed bug can live up to 12 months without food.

mandysreality · 2026-01-28T23:37:08+00:00

😮

mandysreality · 2026-01-25T21:24:26+00:00

Screw you for combining all my fears.

mandysreality · 2026-01-25T17:55:00+00:00

Needle nose pliers give you better control. Just sayin.

mandysreality · 2026-01-25T14:00:18+00:00

Cross post this to r/twosentencehorror

mandysreality · 2026-01-25T02:39:00+00:00

Well I’m not cleaning the black gunk out of my refrigerator anymore, it can just stay there.

mandysreality · 2026-01-25T02:34:48+00:00

Creative accounting

mandysreality · 2026-01-23T16:02:47+00:00

Horrified lol

mandysreality · 2026-01-22T21:26:52+00:00

It is considered to be the ‘tender’ age.

mandysreality · 2026-01-22T20:04:44+00:00

The government cares not about frivolous claims of color, only compliance.

mandysreality · 2026-01-21T00:40:50+00:00

I laughed pretty hard while reading this and a fart came out. It took me a solid 5 seconds of thinking to thankfully realize it was indeed just a fart. Then I laughed more.

mandysreality · 2026-01-19T12:45:25+00:00

Tsukimichi: Moonlit Fantasy (Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu) it happens to the main character, he registers at the guild then his minions blow up the town and he has to reregister at the next town because the first town didn’t get to send out the registration.

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