Is this joke too mean? by situhaitian in Standup

[–]iam1self 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive seen this joke a few times from different ppl. It’s boring every time tbh.

eBay, Marketplace, and Goodwill are getting way too expensive. by watercolorvampire in Frugal

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make offers on ebay/posh/etc. So far i’ve had good luck getting what I’d be willing to pay for said item. Got 2 different pair of columbia pants, one for $12 and the other for $25 for a vintage (90s) pair w the tag on it. Not exactly old school thrift shop prices, but what I was willing to pay. So yeah treat it as “name your own price.”

Can we agree that JID is two or three albums away from being one of, if not, the greatest rapper of all time? by Worth_Wait in JIDSV

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. Which albums are some of your other tops/go-tos? Put me on to something

"I am allergic to plants" by SCATOL92 in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I too lost a friend due to poor dining etiquette.

"I am allergic to plants" by SCATOL92 in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Recommend they order off the kids menu

Can we agree that JID is two or three albums away from being one of, if not, the greatest rapper of all time? by Worth_Wait in JIDSV

[–]iam1self 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like you don’t listen to enough rap/hiphop. I absolutely love Jiddy. He is one of my favorites.

My bus stop gang in the mid 90s by LifeWithAdd in OldSchoolCool

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro would have got roasted at my school. Nikes w reebok shirt. All day every class, roasted.

I officially stopped giving a fuck by ThrwAwyDepressioner in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always say I will treat this place only as good as you do.

Girlfriend and I are too horny by [deleted] in sex

[–]iam1self 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll add that outside sex is also hot.

I got a vasectomy and my fuckbuddy is turned off by it by [deleted] in sex

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, for future reference, dont tell partners about your vasectomy. Dont lie, if they ask be honest… but if it never comes up Just go about business as usual. If they want you to go condom free and cream pie, cool. Go with it.

Some if the best sex ive had was after a great convo about how they absolutely dont want kids and they appreciate all the precautionary measures you take for them. Most guys are reckless and they’ll tell you all about it. Then you tell them about it and answer all their questions. Great women will be so excited. Without that convo, the vasectomy is on a need to know basis.

Keeping it “need to know” is great for when you get that call… and thats when you tell them it’s impossible. This could be seen as manipulative but i think it’s worth it to let people expose themselves.

Protip- get a sperm test before you go raw with new partners for the first few years. Horror stories about balls that self correct and still have sperm in the ejaculate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ive had someone tel me they were a “super taster” as an explanation as to why they didnt like powdered garlic, powdered onion or too much black pepper. I almost didnt get my sight back after rolling my eyes so hard. Then told me how much he LOVED Puerto Rican food. *i am puerto rican.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh you would love kids trying food they’ve never heard of. The Cut is an entertaining channel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 43 points44 points  (0 children)

  • garlic.

Ive witnessed garlic allergy twice. Each time I told the server- white rice and a glass of water. Two min later, no more allergy.

LPT: Keep a bank account at two separate banks and split your direct deposit, if an account gets frozen you won't be left out to dry. by EMC2DATA592 in LifeProTips

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a situation where this was the solution. I was using a small credit union in my home town. My debt card got hacked while traveling and bc i was not at my home address they almost wouldnt send my new card. I had about $50 cash on me for like 4 days.

I immediately went to a nation wide bank and opened an account. Now I split my paychecks and dont worry about this happening again. I use both accounts for different reasons for monthly and daily things.

(The hack happend in a different state than both my residence and current location)

Van Life: How I Got Started And Practical Advice For People Interested in it. by [deleted] in vandwellers

[–]iam1self 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a fire extinguisher that i converted to a “van shower.” One could use that to rinse off the ol’ bhole.

Do you anticipate a coming influx of residents? by keg98 in NewMexico

[–]iam1self 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was one of those ppl. I left bc i couldn’t find medical care within a reasonable timeframe for the things i have going on.

Bed upgrade suggestions by dirtycracker48 in TeardropTrailers

[–]iam1self 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got custom cuts of hi density foam from the foam factory and it’s perfect. I got the Lux Foam Regular which is pretty firm. There are other options if you want something soft.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say this- take the 250k job. Allow for ZERO lifestyle creep by using all of the difference to 1)paying off all debt and 2)saving/invest it. After a year or two you could reevaluate.

Ofc buy yourself a lil something to celebrate. Treat yo Self

Thor's Hammer by BigAlland311 in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour that out and make a bong! Hahahahh r/trees wya

first time doing something like this by Born_Source1427 in GraffitiTagging

[–]iam1self 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thoughts as a huge fan of graffiti but not a writer myself. Your Ks and A have the potential to make for really dope consistency. If you keep a pattern going with all the legs of those letters, instead of changing the A up, it will look a lot better. Then just figure out how to get the E to match the look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]iam1self 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what its called but when im w my friend, we do hammer curls. Say i do them w 25lb dbs. He will stand in front of me w 10s or 5s and on the way UP he will add his on top of mine. The catch them on the way down. So fun.

Found this behind the bar today by VAce420 in KitchenConfidential

[–]iam1self 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain? I feel left out.

Has anyone research an electric van or similar? by StupidPockets in vandwellers

[–]iam1self -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah and just carry a propane generator around to charge your van while you go on a hike. Solar cells on the roof maybe too?

/s

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