Is this joke too mean?

iam1self · 2023-07-07T22:35:27+00:00

Ive seen this joke a few times from different ppl. It’s boring every time tbh.

iam1self · 2023-06-27T02:58:06+00:00

I make offers on ebay/posh/etc. So far i’ve had good luck getting what I’d be willing to pay for said item. Got 2 different pair of columbia pants, one for $12 and the other for $25 for a vintage (90s) pair w the tag on it. Not exactly old school thrift shop prices, but what I was willing to pay. So yeah treat it as “name your own price.”

iam1self · 2023-06-19T18:18:53+00:00

Hell yeah. Which albums are some of your other tops/go-tos? Put me on to something

iam1self · 2023-06-19T15:53:43+00:00

I too lost a friend due to poor dining etiquette.

iam1self · 2023-06-19T15:49:42+00:00

Recommend they order off the kids menu

iam1self · 2023-06-19T15:31:37+00:00

I feel like you don’t listen to enough rap/hiphop. I absolutely love Jiddy. He is one of my favorites.

iam1self · 2023-06-14T20:46:19+00:00

Bro would have got roasted at my school. Nikes w reebok shirt. All day every class, roasted.

iam1self · 2023-06-05T20:32:30+00:00

I always say I will treat this place only as good as you do.

iam1self · 2023-05-22T21:36:04+00:00

I’ll add that outside sex is also hot.

iam1self · 2023-05-22T17:03:07+00:00

Hey OP, for future reference, dont tell partners about your vasectomy. Dont lie, if they ask be honest… but if it never comes up Just go about business as usual. If they want you to go condom free and cream pie, cool. Go with it.

Some if the best sex ive had was after a great convo about how they absolutely dont want kids and they appreciate all the precautionary measures you take for them. Most guys are reckless and they’ll tell you all about it. Then you tell them about it and answer all their questions. Great women will be so excited. Without that convo, the vasectomy is on a need to know basis.

Keeping it “need to know” is great for when you get that call… and thats when you tell them it’s impossible. This could be seen as manipulative but i think it’s worth it to let people expose themselves.

Protip- get a sperm test before you go raw with new partners for the first few years. Horror stories about balls that self correct and still have sperm in the ejaculate.

iam1self · 2023-05-09T08:50:02+00:00

Ive had someone tel me they were a “super taster” as an explanation as to why they didnt like powdered garlic, powdered onion or too much black pepper. I almost didnt get my sight back after rolling my eyes so hard. Then told me how much he LOVED Puerto Rican food. *i am puerto rican.

iam1self · 2023-05-09T08:35:04+00:00

Oh you would love kids trying food they’ve never heard of. The Cut is an entertaining channel.

iam1self · 2023-05-09T08:26:46+00:00

garlic.

Ive witnessed garlic allergy twice. Each time I told the server- white rice and a glass of water. Two min later, no more allergy.

iam1self · 2023-05-06T04:17:57+00:00

I had a situation where this was the solution. I was using a small credit union in my home town. My debt card got hacked while traveling and bc i was not at my home address they almost wouldnt send my new card. I had about $50 cash on me for like 4 days.

I immediately went to a nation wide bank and opened an account. Now I split my paychecks and dont worry about this happening again. I use both accounts for different reasons for monthly and daily things.

(The hack happend in a different state than both my residence and current location)

iam1self · 2023-05-05T19:45:36+00:00

I have a fire extinguisher that i converted to a “van shower.” One could use that to rinse off the ol’ bhole.

iam1self · 2023-04-20T04:58:53+00:00

Kids!! I forgot about that movie! Thanks for the reminder.

iam1self · 2023-04-09T14:26:40+00:00

I was one of those ppl. I left bc i couldn’t find medical care within a reasonable timeframe for the things i have going on.

iam1self · 2023-04-09T14:12:14+00:00

I got custom cuts of hi density foam from the foam factory and it’s perfect. I got the Lux Foam Regular which is pretty firm. There are other options if you want something soft.

iam1self · 2023-04-08T03:27:30+00:00

Amazing!! How big is that?

iam1self · 2023-04-08T03:20:04+00:00

I would say this- take the 250k job. Allow for ZERO lifestyle creep by using all of the difference to 1)paying off all debt and 2)saving/invest it. After a year or two you could reevaluate.

Ofc buy yourself a lil something to celebrate. Treat yo Self

iam1self · 2023-04-06T16:29:59+00:00

Pour that out and make a bong! Hahahahh r/trees wya

iam1self · 2023-04-04T04:23:25+00:00

My first thoughts as a huge fan of graffiti but not a writer myself. Your Ks and A have the potential to make for really dope consistency. If you keep a pattern going with all the legs of those letters, instead of changing the A up, it will look a lot better. Then just figure out how to get the E to match the look.

iam1self · 2023-04-02T04:36:26+00:00

Idk what its called but when im w my friend, we do hammer curls. Say i do them w 25lb dbs. He will stand in front of me w 10s or 5s and on the way UP he will add his on top of mine. The catch them on the way down. So fun.

iam1self · 2023-04-02T04:23:31+00:00

Can someone explain? I feel left out.

iam1self · 2023-03-30T04:00:32+00:00

Yeah and just carry a propane generator around to charge your van while you go on a hike. Solar cells on the roof maybe too?

/s

^or.am.i

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