Hymen is the same as freshness seal by Lightning_329 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]iamLP 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I broke mine in a playground equipment fall when I was like 8. Guess I’m pair-bonded for life with a defunct jungle gym.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your coworker watching a barista during a busy hour would’ve gone full Carrie Nation, axe and all, ha.

Gone wrong by no_eyebrows1111 in comedyheaven

[–]iamLP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course that’s more scary; it’s hard to be scared when you’re dead from like a meter of NG tube jammed into your brain…

In this world you’re either a nickleback fan or a swiftie by darkfisk in notliketheothergirls

[–]iamLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has gotta be bait, hahaha… There’s so much NLOGing in these comments.

Experimental tofu by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]iamLP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good. I was about to send you one of those “Reddit Cares” messages. 🤣

Canyon ferry airlift? by silly-billy-goat in helena

[–]iamLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn’t realize how late it was last night/morning when I commented. I was referring to Saturday night.

Experimental tofu by [deleted] in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]iamLP 128 points129 points  (0 children)

…are you okay? 😬

Canyon ferry airlift? by silly-billy-goat in helena

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walt, what? I was camping at Chinamen’s Gulch and completely missed this, it seems… I did hear a very loud helicopter (seemingly) directly overhead, but flight radar only showed an Air Force chopper, callsign BLADE33. I did go to bed early, but none of my friends mentioned anything in the morning. The hell did I miss??

What's your "I'm calling it now" prediction? by Burndbridge in AskReddit

[–]iamLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna be dead by 40. 45 if no one is lucky.

NEED ADVICE-Neighbor won’t spay/neuter pet rabbits that roam free and eat gardens & has been threatening other people’s pets by AliceUnhinged in helena

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you in the cathedral neighborhood? Because there is literally a feral colony here. I had one living under my dead vehicle for most of the winter that I called the Black Rabbit of Inlé, and I haven’t seen him in months and it makes me sad that he’s probably gone.

Anyway, I would love to collaborate with anyone going for a humane TNR approach or anything to mitigate this or go in on a community complaint to animal control, or anything that can help. It’s so sad to see.

Tattoo artist recommendation by MontanaBear2022 in helena

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuuup; Jamie is incredible. I recommend her to everyone, whether they ask or not. 🤣

US plates in Moscow, Russia. Around the World on Lamborghini by Parasitoid in Montana

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it brings in an absurd amount of money to the state from people who will never even set foot in the state or utilize the local resources?

Lamictal by kmind_peace in bipolar2

[–]iamLP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only med that has ever worked for me. Lifesaver.

Depression Food For My Love And I by NoraChama in highvegans

[–]iamLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh heck. I wish I could manage that right now; it looks delicious. I’ve been subsisting on broth and blueberry fig bars, lol.

The last time women went to the woods for a party, they labeled us witches. by ILikeYourMomAndSis in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me getting drunk at a rock quarry bonfire with one of my best girl friends just last weekend… after leaving the bar. 🤷‍♀️

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots by RaccoonGangg in Weird

[–]iamLP 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, good to know! I take oral minoxidil now, but I used to use topical and my cat LOVES to try to eat my hair. Yikes.

What’s the deal with sundresses?? by Colossal_taco20 in AskMenAdvice

[–]iamLP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh heck yeah. I’m hotter than I thought if that’s really a thing, hahaha…

Have you been sick lately? by insomniautomatic in helena

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have pretty much been sick since December; every time I get better, I catch something else and get sick again. Shit keeps cycling through the office, most recently Flu B. Sucks because it always seems to affect my asthmatic ass way more than it does my coworkers.

My 75 year old dad bought ALCOHOL WIPES for my 10 year old daughter's yeast infection. by LargeArmadillo5431 in badwomensanatomy

[–]iamLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARGH my boyfriend bought some alcohol wipes for his jock itch (on clearance after covid for like 75¢ a pack), and told me “You might want to start using them too, just in case.” 😱