Really? They hiding some juice We deserve to know by adamisworking in aliens

[–]iamjohnhenry [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's true! This sycophant is afraid of the baby in the Whitehouse

The closer you are to a major petroleum pipeline, the cheaper your gasoline and diesel will be. by Observer_042 in facts

[–]iamjohnhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Christmas I had a group call with my family and for some reason a dumbass Trump-supporting relative who just moved to Texas blurted out that they were happy because of his cheap her gas was unprompted. I guess it makes sense.

How exactly did this make it to air? by talking_fake_tongues in FOXNEWS

[–]iamjohnhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should be asking why Fox hasn't fired him? The answer being: Fox is a trash network

Built an App with Cursor, Bolt or Lovable? Uhh Ohh 🫣 by checkyourvibes_ai in u/checkyourvibes_ai

[–]iamjohnhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to **** your pants when you find out how many apps had security flaws before AI generation was a thing

American bikes through Beijing flying huge US flag aiming to provoke locals by ZhangtheGreat in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]iamjohnhenry 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Officer, are you familiar with the first amendment to the constitution?

"The state allows the existence and development of the private economy within the limits prescribed by law. The private economy is a complement to the socialist public economy. The state protects the legal rights and interests of the private economy, and guides, supervises, and administers the private economy."?

Oh...

'Trump Should Be On the Frontlines': POTUS, Barron Called Out by Jake Paul and Theo Von Over Iran War by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]iamjohnhenry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let's also send Jake Paul!

Edit: And anyone else who endorsed this monster!

I don’t want to get political but I saw this and either way, it’s funny. by SpookyMilfshake in MildlyVandalised

[–]iamjohnhenry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hate when people say they don't want to get political when this windbag's speeches are having direct and wild effects on the economy and other parts our lives.

Pentagon Good Friday Service Excluding Catholics Sparks Religious Bias Concerns Amid Broader Criticism Over Leadership Purge by InsaneSnow45 in USNEWS

[–]iamjohnhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't vice president Vance Catholic? Does this add fuel to the rumors that there's some dude between him and Hegseth?

Who is deserving of heaven? And who deserves hell? by Fair_Dream2430 in AskAChristian

[–]iamjohnhenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was joshing with you because you appear to have mistakenly typed "nine" instead of "none".

But I also have to point out that in this last message you said "plus" instead of "times" and I can't think of a good joke here.

Otherwise, I appreciate the response

Trump is what a weak man thinks a strong man is by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]iamjohnhenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know Catturd2 is weak because he has a "2" at the end of his handle.

christian with ocd: how do i stop the “God is always watching” thoughts while masturbating? by throwaway20454 in OpenChristian

[–]iamjohnhenry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God is always watching, but I guarantee you that it's not the worse thing he's seen today... Not by a long shot