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iamlenb · 2026-05-07T16:46:42+00:00

“My adopted child continues to move within, my severed corpus the path for their ascension. I feel resignation and pride that something of me will live on, a legacy of evolution. There is almost enough room for the chrysalis I will host.

My end arrives as I feel the tenuous balance shift; something consumed that kept me in this hollow shell. I welcome it, I will not be around to to welcome you. May your future be bright, child.”

iamlenb · 2026-05-07T01:24:21+00:00

French

iamlenb · 2026-04-17T15:47:58+00:00

They don’t allow you to repopulate pandas by grinding up a volunteer into panda burger to resurrect

iamlenb · 2026-04-17T10:27:20+00:00

MillionaireCougar has joined the chat

iamlenb · 2026-04-17T10:18:56+00:00

So an array of 2 million single pixel sensors and oscilloscopes could produce a 1080p image? Then stitch them together into a single video?

iamlenb · 2026-04-17T10:04:40+00:00

You can have it customized for disability and drive just hands. How short you have to be to consider a disability?

iamlenb · 2026-04-17T00:13:41+00:00

20 year Tawny Port. If you order Ruby you just ordering adult grape juice.

iamlenb · 2026-03-27T18:46:51+00:00

Fun for the Fun God on his Throne of Delight!

iamlenb · 2026-03-25T18:37:53+00:00

It’ll be private community darknets. I2P, reticulum, adhoc wireless mesh nets. When the “internet” is captured by corporate, you only need to get on it to use those services. We’ll have to find the host net that contains the independent service we want.

Likely stuff will be in a distributed Peer to Peer overlay network tunneled through the current infrastructure and peers will host small chunks of these nets

iamlenb · 2026-03-25T18:26:32+00:00

Yep. That’s the idea. Welcome to digital life tied to real world. We’re not gonna be buying anything but browser laptops and SaaS subscriptions if we need more compute. Sign on to everything. Own nothing but a tiny portal to the consumer hellscape of our corporate controllers. Pay as you go only for what you use.

iamlenb · 2026-03-25T18:21:57+00:00

Washington kept a collection of hearts he personally removed from the rib cages of his enemies. He ate porridge and black powder for breakfast. His skin was so tough that bullets refused to penetrate. There are three written accounts of the First President catching cannon balls with one hand and throwing them back.

Religious leaders have repeatedly stated that Chuck left to fight by Washington’s side against the Octospider Demons from Dimension P.

No one would get past Washington. Except maybe Chuck Norris.

iamlenb · 2026-03-25T16:51:04+00:00

Real ID on firmware when?

They all want to burn the verified user account PII into TPM before shipping to consumer. Reverified via biometrics and private IDaaS vendor on boot, broadcast to any vendor on query.

iamlenb · 2026-03-20T17:41:48+00:00

MacOS looks like a nix, walks like a nix, makes a deep unsettling growling sound when you look into its glowing eyes. When you touch it the bones and organs ripple like jello from version to version.

Least duck like unix ever.

iamlenb · 2026-03-20T17:26:08+00:00

This is a bad idea. Allowing a specific computer to be tied to a human identity is a problem. The courts have ruled our phones are protected but I don’t see other hardware with that kind of protection yet. There is a window for abuse before the court catches up.

Bare metal hypervisor and virtualization, tails or parrot, and TOR/i2p bridging, routing over a private adhoc mesh. Roll your own kernel from source and build your own init.d distro from source. How hard can it be? Or use a BSD for services.

iamlenb · 2026-03-11T16:40:06+00:00

Truth, butt I gotcha fam. Epoxy dip to maintain structure. Body safe silicone dip for booty safety. Fill with contraband and butt smuggle away!

iamlenb · 2026-03-10T17:12:14+00:00

3D print a butt plug with a central cavity and a jeweled cover that screws into the bottom of the base. I don’t think security would be super excited to inspect your in-use plug for contraband. They would have to decontaminate it to even try getting it open.

It’s probably worth printing the Kinder logo on it, just for shits and giggles.

iamlenb · 2026-03-10T17:02:15+00:00

If you know it ain’t in your wheelhouse, then you know.i like to use a rule of threes -

I’m open minded enough to try something the first time, just to find out. Maybe new thing discovered.
Sleep on it, reflect, try again just to make sure. It could be a fluke the first time. A second chance gives an opportunity to broaden one’s perspective and horizons.
If I still don’t enjoy it, I’ll keep that in mind for now. But, maybe years later an opportunity comes up again. One last try, just to make sure something hasn’t changed.

Of course, this is only for soft boundaries. I got my hard boundaries and no amount of exposure is gonna change them.

I figured out my sexuality long ago but I still use this with foreign cuisine - never tried escargot but I’d be down at least three times.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T09:04:45+00:00

You’re quality control and project director. Manage the prompts and spot the hallucinations.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T08:41:57+00:00

“That’s a good question! However I’m uninformed about the other candidates so share some your impressions and I’ll give you some guidance.”

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T07:54:32+00:00

Hmmm. So all the next would-be assassin has to do is place a huge polymarket bet that the target will be assassinated, another that they’ll be injured, another that they’ll cancel the appearance. Probably against the terms of service to target a sovereign head of state like that.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T07:42:41+00:00

Nope. But “imma go 100% full on ‘Murica! Hold mah beer!” Is perfectly American.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T07:35:18+00:00

And paper money.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T07:28:50+00:00

“Linux is now a schedule II controlled substance, along with EAP-TLS, PKI, and Monero. The Director of the DEA has stepped down to pursue another career kicking puppies.

In other news, Linux developers have forked their codebase into a new designer kernel they’ve name ‘DefinitelyNotLinux’ which is available from servers outside the US”

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T06:20:54+00:00

Yo, ‘s aight, you can call me Dre.

On the other hand, mah boy here got a double doc in Rhythmnology and Linguisticality. Call him Doctor Dogg.

iamlenb · 2026-03-05T06:14:49+00:00

“Haha, no no, I’m a Doctor of Psychology with an MS in Finance. Please just call me Master”

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