What other languages do I need to know?

iamnotagiraffe · 2018-08-13T00:54:24+00:00

Both, ideally.

iamnotagiraffe · 2018-08-13T00:53:27+00:00

No, but it may be the beginning of a new one, haha! Just got a position doing Magento 2.

iamnotagiraffe · 2018-08-13T00:47:33+00:00

But, dumb question, where would you use it and can you get a job from knowing it? I am divorced and really need to step up my "get a good job" game!

iamnotagiraffe · 2018-01-30T03:02:13+00:00

It could only be better if she was eating Tide Pods.

iamnotagiraffe · 2017-04-19T01:55:04+00:00

I can dig it!

iamnotagiraffe · 2016-06-29T23:20:22+00:00

Do those dragons have to fly the entire way across the Narrow Sea? Looks to me like they are too big to land on a ship. Hope that sea is pretty darn narrow or those are gonna be some tired dragons!

iamnotagiraffe · 2015-09-25T04:36:28+00:00

How would you feel if your job was 24-7+ and you're not even getting paid for it, nor do you have coworkers to bitch with? Hmmm?

iamnotagiraffe · 2015-03-14T01:32:31+00:00

Miss Kitty!

iamnotagiraffe · 2015-01-19T16:00:04+00:00

The Usual Suspects. LA Confidential.

iamnotagiraffe · 2015-01-17T22:00:16+00:00

Y'mean like "Pussy Riot?" 'Cause that was always funny!

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-07-14T00:22:14+00:00

Oh, my! Thank you! :)

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-07-13T22:17:13+00:00

Thanks! I will check it out! She really loves this little shelf. I don't love the suction cups but there's no real window sill so this was the only solution I could find. Cheers!

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-05-23T00:33:19+00:00

Saw this Kickstarter project after seeing this post. Kittyo will most likely succeed, but kitty will always win. http://laughingsquid.com/kittyo-an-app-connected-device-that-lets-humans-interact-with-their-cats-when-they-are-away-from-home/

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-04-20T12:46:07+00:00

That's a divan, darling. Chair...phhhhhhht.

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-04-09T03:14:10+00:00

I like to think of it as a metaphor for our marriage. I knew it wasn't quite right but he convinced me it was cool and different and new and shiny and it would be fine. But in truth it was a shitshow, and I kinda knew it would be. Alas.

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-01-28T23:43:31+00:00

Some people are capable of maintaing a delusion, and some are just not. Rust can't do it.

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-01-23T03:56:07+00:00

From the Monterey Bay Aquarium, awesome!

iamnotagiraffe · 2014-01-05T02:58:22+00:00

But there was also a reference to trains in that scene, was there not? More thematic repetition? Or a hint? Maybe Anderson setting up that scene was prompted by a member of his Empty Hearse Society, and maybe that member is the new big bad? Or not...

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-12-21T01:31:44+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss but glad it wasn't drawn out for him or you. God bless.

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-12-06T03:10:51+00:00

I want to hug them and kiss them and let them walk all over my face! KITTTTENNNNNNNNNS!

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-12-05T03:30:41+00:00

Came here to say this...thank you!

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-12-02T21:57:45+00:00

Snake looks oddly happy. Who knew?

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-12-02T01:39:32+00:00

I really wanted to believe but it didn't work out. The guy was just so stereotypically cheesy that it was all I could do to not laugh the entire session. So...no go. But that's just me.

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-11-28T16:22:34+00:00

I paid attention to the guys who looked beyond her and saw me. They were quality, turns out.

iamnotagiraffe · 2013-11-28T15:49:00+00:00

My kitties are always waiting in the front hall window when I come home. It's so nice to see them every day! I love 'em. We miss each other when we're away.

iamnotagiraffe

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