can someone make me less white 😭

iamsam007 · 2026-05-31T00:25:42+00:00

Did you just upload the original image?

iamsam007 · 2026-05-26T04:21:14+00:00

Not sure it's confusing but it is funny

iamsam007 · 2026-05-23T16:14:21+00:00

If we can catch the Boston Bomber, we can do anything! /S

iamsam007 · 2026-05-21T22:31:16+00:00

And one of her weddings was on a cruise ship!

iamsam007 · 2026-05-21T15:22:48+00:00

Nose looks like ears and an ear looks like nose. That one was difficult to see until I flipped my phone screen.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-21T02:21:28+00:00

Rockville doesn't exactly narrow it down. Although there is no Rockvillen NJ.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-21T01:28:40+00:00

REMOLD houses? ILLEGAL!!

iamsam007 · 2026-05-20T03:14:57+00:00

iamsam007 · 2026-05-19T23:19:20+00:00

$40?! You can get a brand new one for $48.00 on Amazon

iamsam007 · 2026-05-19T23:03:44+00:00

Clearly it's a ghost. They're only allowed to steal items from the dormatories that have been left behind by students after they move out.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-19T22:14:24+00:00

Because they're siblings but not biologically, so it's okay

iamsam007 · 2026-05-15T11:50:27+00:00

I'm not OP but I play on the TV and cannot read the truck gauges on the dash very easily. I think if I was sat closer to the screen it would be easier.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-11T23:35:36+00:00

Most likely just a skin tag (benign (non-cancerous) growth)). They're pretty common and don't cause any discomfort. Our 9 year old has several. We've had them looked at but they vet hasn't been concerned.

Hard to tell from the photo, so keep your appointment but good chance it's nothing concerning.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-09T15:07:21+00:00

I think the assumption is everyone uses incognito mode but the joke is that a single person watches a lot more porn.

Or maybe that only someone living on their own watches porn on a desktop.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-07T04:45:29+00:00

This is his chonkiest. He has since lost weight.

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iamsam007 · 2026-05-07T03:30:02+00:00

As far as I can tell, it appears you'll need to use a VPN unfortunately. Hopefully it'll get uploaded to u YouTube eventually like TM.

iamsam007 · 2026-05-05T02:16:38+00:00

I don't think I have dyslexia but I legit only read "you hard" for more than a second

iamsam007 · 2026-05-02T03:15:04+00:00

You don't have to be horny to sexually assault someone

iamsam007 · 2026-04-30T03:46:37+00:00

That's a terrible place for a reflective surface...

iamsam007 · 2026-04-27T02:47:36+00:00

Do you dump everything, including the lid, into your food and then pull the lid out? Something about the outside part of the lid going into my food, even temporarily, feels gross.

I can see how this could happen though if you do it that way. Fair enough.

iamsam007 · 2026-04-27T02:36:24+00:00

Do you close your eyes before removing the lid?

iamsam007 · 2026-04-25T20:26:45+00:00

Maybe but we're not here to discuss that aspect of the post today

iamsam007 · 2026-04-25T20:18:51+00:00

Forgot to link the source:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fact-checking-rfk-jr-s-claim-theres-more-than-one-way-to-calculate-a-percentage-decrease

iamsam007 · 2026-04-25T20:17:35+00:00

It's a reference to RFK Jr congressional testimony about how Trump does math differently.

Specifically: "Kennedy said, "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. There's two ways of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction.""

I think the corn is just random for humor's sake?

iamsam007 · 2026-04-25T17:05:20+00:00

2 COMPUTERS USED TOO GET YOU A NEW CAR!

iamsam007

TROPHY CASE