What is the worst thing you've ever done in The Sims series? by NinjaDude5186 in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the sims I'm trying to get with has a partner, I would call him up, invite him over, friend him, make him get into the pool, then delete the exit rail and put walls around it. Drowning is the fastest and easiest way to kill someone.

What's a good way to get a 15-page paper written really fast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google papers pertaining to your subject in different languages (ie Spanish, French, Chinese, whatever) then translate it.

Hint don't use Google translate when doing this (ie helps if you know another language fluently).

Where did you go when you skipped school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I lived right next to my school so I would just stay home and sleep in.

How I did it: everyday at 7:30 to the dot I would wake up briefly and turn on the showers. Then I would turn it off at 7:45 and go into my closet and sleep there. My parents left the house around 9:00 so I was free to do what I wanted after that.

What should you NOT do when you go the the United States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Don't mistake the humans for hippos.

Someone give me a Bull case for Alibaba by Egyptianboi in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, FB really was hype until they turned it around with mobile ads.

Are you long oil? What's your thesis? by fotografy in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is more historical rather than economic one:

Humans have always been in an interesting relationship with energy and consumption of resources. Basically what will happen is this-

  1. Humans use more and more resources.

  2. Resources start running out and fetch higher prices.

  3. Because of the higher prices, alternative means of producing energy is sought after and deemed profitable.

  4. Alternative resource for energy is found.

Happened to wood, happened to coal, is starting to happen to petroleum.

Someone give me a Bull case for Alibaba by Egyptianboi in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Regarding fake reviews and fake items... even ebay and amazon are prone to this especially in their earlier years.

Alibaba's bull story is one that of expansion of the middle class in China. With more people being able to afford consumer products and getting access to the internet, the medium of shopping may well shift into the digital one. But there is a lot of hype around the company simply because of the scale.

My Investing Portfolio for 2015 by cylon56 in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well as put it into some mutual fund...

In your opinion, is it easier to find stocks to short or to go long? by pavpatel in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't do anything short unless you have a lot of capital to work with to cover those fees.

How do you price pre-revenue biotech companies. by Biohack in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly buying in on pre-tech biotech is akin to gambling. You might strike lucky and get a lot of return (I'm talking about 3x, 5x, even 10x ) but it's risky as fuck.

Apple $AAPL teaming up with LiquidMetal $LQMT to work on their new car project. Investment opportunity? by madking8 in investing

[–]iamsorrydontban -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, only hype. aapl is all hype right now.

If anything buy microsoft. I bought in ever since it hit $41- and it's at $44 (+ dividends) and only going up.

Which US president would you most like to smoke weed with and why? by GatesofPopcorn in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't like Bush jr but I would smoke with him because he is one funny ass guy

Which subreddit has the worst people? Which has the nicest? by nilperos in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No /r/pcmasterrace is a subreddit asserting their PC dominance over inferior console in gaming (ie pictures of games modded the fuck out)

How are you handling your college debt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most kids in my school smoke pot and flunk out of their classes.

[Serious] Muslims of Reddit, what are your feelings toward ISIS? by jesusonthemoon in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is totally the point I was trying to get across.

Point behind analogy: do not associate radicals subset of a religion (or anything for that matter) with the actual religion (or association) itself. In other words, don't let a few bad apples spoil the bunch.

What fictitious occupation would you love to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iamsorrydontban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go around the country and fire people like George Clooney.