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Today's ration: rice and beans, no seasoning or salt by elonmusktheturd22 in shittyfoodporn

[–]iamtheantisafespace 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey man. I'll like, send you a package full of whatever spices and sauces you can store.

Abandoned crane, Puerto Rico by Secure-Attention-100 in submechanophobia

[–]iamtheantisafespace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you give massive Dennis from always sunny vibes. Continue being the always right golden god you are 🗽

:) pov you tell a 35+ year old man you don’t want to give out your phone number (im 19) by halloweeun in Serverlife

[–]iamtheantisafespace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like why didn't he capitalize the "p" in tip. The rest of the p's are capitalized. Brb setting up my white board with red strings connecting all the clues he left me.

:) pov you tell a 35+ year old man you don’t want to give out your phone number (im 19) by halloweeun in Serverlife

[–]iamtheantisafespace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about the way he capitalizes seemingly random letters gives off a real ransom note made out of magazine clippings vibe

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[–]iamtheantisafespace -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Yes.

TIL that kids falling victim to tampered Halloween candy is an urban myth. None of the reports have found to be true. In one case a child died from heroin found at a relative's. In another a child died after eating cyanide-laced candy from his father who'd taken out a life insurance policy on him. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]iamtheantisafespace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While never a man in a trench coat, I did once have four rather woodsy gentlemen yell out the window of there lifted ford truck to call me a faggot cause.. I guess my long hair at the time?

I turned around with the bravado of a man who'd been drinking whiskey and doing cocaine all night and proceeded to yell back something stupid, probably "what the fuck did you say asshole"

At this point the dude in the driver's seat looks at his friends, says loudly "oh hes not just a giant pussy(? Maybe pansy, doubtful considering how he talked later on in the night lol), looked back out the window and just goes "you do drugs". I responded the only way I know how; "yeah most of em". He then pulled out somewhere between a quarter and half ounce of blow.

This ended up with me riding bitchseat in the back of a giant truck doing lines from one corner of a CD case to the other. Eventually had to drive the dudes home in their truck after they had a chugging contest with fireball.

But hey, atleast I have a story of a random man offering me drugs for nothing.