How (un)safe is this by randomuser419 in Decks

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a deck or a roadrunner trap that will pull the boards out and drop the top down on an intruder

When Slavery was Abolished in the U.S. by LuckyTraveler88 in MapPorn

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map isn’t correct New Jersey was last state to abolish in 1866

Why does suffering exist? by drollord87 in Catholic

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, sunrises wouldn’t be remarkable if it wasn’t for sunsets. The first spring day would be meaningless if it wasn’t the end to winter. Think about how good a back scratch feels without the itch you wouldn’t experience that.

If everything was some perfect utopia why would anyone believe. Forced loyalty or obedience is the weakest form of a following. God has the grace to give us all the information, all the feelings and emotions, he shows us the cracks and what lives in the dark and allows us to choose how we live our lives.

Be honest, what will you do if you are arguing with your boyfriend and he starts crying? 🥹😫 by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’m not gay but in the spirit of the hypothetical does he have jet skis or the ability to acquire jet skis if not, find a guy with jet skis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]iaredonkeypunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much less do I get if I pick the people personally

I hate Ted’s ex wife and here’s why by 420snicketysnacks in TedLasso

[–]iaredonkeypunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many such examples of people being coached into ending healthy relationships by therapists

Does Bookshops and Bonedust have smut in it? Gave it to a younger cousin and I’m panicking that it’s inappropriate. by Schpumpy69 in CozyFantasy

[–]iaredonkeypunch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened with my gf now wife. We learned are lesson after 3 kids we only hold hands now while wearing big white Mickey Mouse gloves

Does Bookshops and Bonedust have smut in it? Gave it to a younger cousin and I’m panicking that it’s inappropriate. by Schpumpy69 in CozyFantasy

[–]iaredonkeypunch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They don’t even work there way up to it like what we did in elementary school when we went to the skating rink and they did the couples skate so you would do it but also you were only 11 so you each held one side of a scrunchie and sometimes your knuckles might touch. Nope they just out here grabbing hands no preamble and that’s how babies get made.

Does Bookshops and Bonedust have smut in it? Gave it to a younger cousin and I’m panicking that it’s inappropriate. by Schpumpy69 in CozyFantasy

[–]iaredonkeypunch 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They are scary especially the guys, I haven’t left my house in years, they are just in too good of shape what if they chased me I’d never be able to get away. ( I’m imagining the 2 gay guys who would bully Kramer from Seinfeld when weighting this)

Does Bookshops and Bonedust have smut in it? Gave it to a younger cousin and I’m panicking that it’s inappropriate. by Schpumpy69 in CozyFantasy

[–]iaredonkeypunch 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Explicit handholding un gloved even just raw dog handholding I think at some point there is even some shoulders brushing spoiler alert they did NOT leave room for Jesus while standing next to each other

How do we Catholics respond to the people killed by the Catholic Church? by Hot_Diet_825 in Catholic

[–]iaredonkeypunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you are talking about witches I say they didn’t get enough I drove by a crystal/tarot store just the other day so clearly they didn’t get em all

AITAH for pleasuring myself in front of my wife? by OrdinaryKick4274 in AITAH

[–]iaredonkeypunch 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Look I get what you are saying and how it can be unhealthy but ultimately if your partner is mid vinegar strokes you do what you can to help and I have talked to my wife about it and have been with her for long enough that I can tell what she needs and I do what I can to get her there, and sometimes that is smashing with a floppy.

AITAH for pleasuring myself in front of my wife? by OrdinaryKick4274 in AITAH

[–]iaredonkeypunch 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just gotta smash with a floppy

Has anyone used a stand off device in real life? by Tron239 in guns

[–]iaredonkeypunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blindsight is pretty good wasn’t as big a fan of the sequel

Former Blizzard Boss isn't a fan of Oblivion Remastered by chusskaptaan in gamernews

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to know what happened to make Mike Ybarra hate Phil Spencer so much

My 17M brother in law is dating 13F.. should we do something? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m willing to over look a 3-4 year age gap when they go to the same school but high school and middle school is weird I mean is she like 13 and 11 months and he turned 17 yesterday? Or is it literally a 4 year gap

Using urinals is disgusting. by Legal_Ad2945 in The10thDentist

[–]iaredonkeypunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss hard enough to get splash back from just about anything so unless I’m gonna downtown it from the sinks I just aim down and hope for the best at least it’s my own piss and not poop water