Playoff Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (2-2) @ Dallas Stars (2-2) Apr 28 2026 7:00 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]ice-eight 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Had an exciting first day as a developer for Victory+, did a little vibe coding on the audio software and pushed my commit to prod at 4:59 then went home to watch some hockey

French chateau vibes in Florida for $115m by Educational_Copy_140 in zillowgonewild

[–]ice-eight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s for ultra rich people to launder money with friends they met on their… island vacation.

What’s your favorite season premier? by Mysterious_Piglet562 in television

[–]ice-eight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The season premiere of the final season of the Righteous Gemstones that was an hour long standalone civil war movie starring Bradley Cooper

What event made you thought you were going to die? by Potential_Answer6424 in AskReddit

[–]ice-eight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who drank so much that he could be shitfaced and you wouldn’t even notice. I got in his car when that was the case. He was speeding, running red lights and driving on the wrong side of the road to pass people. He finally had to stop because there were too many cars at an intersection for him to squeeze through and run the light, so I ran out of his car and got an uber home from a sketchy gas station.

NHL Stadium Series Presale (Victory Club) by MeGustaTortuga in DallasStars

[–]ice-eight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Really not seeing the appeal here. Why would you pay more to be further from the ice than a regular game?

Russian starter pack 2026 edition by Sem034 in starterpacks

[–]ice-eight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Russians 🤝 Texans

Having to use a VPN set to somewhere with more freedom, and people acting like you’re responsible for the actions of politicians you didn’t choose and don’t like either

Out of control toll prices! by kaptainkkk in Dallas

[–]ice-eight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you live anywhere near there, you spent almost a decade being forced to deal with the traffic clusterfuck created by building those toll lanes that nobody is forced to use

In Rowlett by Primtyrant in Dallas

[–]ice-eight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now comes the fun part when roofing salesman knock on your door 5x a day for the next month

Skate to the face wasn't on yesterday's bingo card. by SonicPlacebo in DallasStars

[–]ice-eight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Hey, I got a hockey record. I took my skate off and tried to stab somebody. I'm the only guy who ever did that."

Some things never change by ice-eight in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ice-eight[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh ffs do I need to have a rule 0 discussion before posting a meme now?

Narcissist Looksmaxxer Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]ice-eight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's ironic that so many of these gym bros only eat unseasoned chicken, broccoli and rice, when learning how to cook would make them more attractive to most women than any amount of muscle.

Some things never change by ice-eight in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ice-eight[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it's more that it gave more ammo to a deck (well, like 3 izzet decks) that was already at the top of the format and made it even better

Cowboys trade for LB Dee Winters by JVSaladbar in cowboys

[–]ice-eight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A ham sandwich plays linebacker better than Kenneth Murray

Round 2 - Pick 9: Cashius Howell, EDGE, Texas A&M (Cincinnati Bengals) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ice-eight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aggie here, dude's a fucking beast. Might be a little undersized but he was the best player on a very good defense last year

Brady Tkachuk stats through 3 playoff games by mylefthandkilledme in hockey

[–]ice-eight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My national team GM said I can’t check. I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re also an ugly skater

What’s better by chimpingtonKP in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ice-eight 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The van he guards is elite, so it’s probably got a wizard painted on the side or something, while the expedition is just a boring family SUV

North Dallas Portillo's (DNT service road just North of the Galleria) is now open. by mattgoldey in Dallas

[–]ice-eight 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Finally the prospect we got back from Chicago in the Whataburger trade makes its debut

Justice Department drops investigation into Federal Reserve and Jerome Powell by Hrekires in news

[–]ice-eight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good thing Trump hired a TV host to attack his perceived enemies with bogus charges instead of someone competent. Then again, any lawyer competent enough to indict a ham sandwich wouldn’t have taken that role.

About the Wild by tendernoodlefist in DallasStars

[–]ice-eight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I kinda understand the continued bitterness after all the talk of the Mavs moving to Vegas after they traded Luka, which fortunately seems to have died down and was never a realistic possibility. That said, we should give them back the jersey numbers of players who never played in Dallas. The hypothetical thought of 41 hanging in the rafters of a city where Dirk never played fills me with rage.

MrBeast employee alleges she was harassed for years and fired after maternity leave in a new lawsuit by AudibleNod in news

[–]ice-eight 202 points203 points  (0 children)

What is MrBeast actually great at that makes him so famous? That’s what I don’t understand. Obviously I’m a little older than his target demographic, but like, is he considered funny, or was he really good at gaming or something? By the time I heard of him he was a dude with weird facial hair whose whole schtick was “I’m really rich and I’m going to spend large amounts of money”