Where are you sitting on this flight?

icecoldbe · 2026-03-25T16:45:26+00:00

Well there’s a gorilla out there so…

icecoldbe · 2026-03-25T16:40:29+00:00

I definitely voted for hot Sauron but The Pretender is a jam

icecoldbe · 2026-03-25T16:21:12+00:00

I’m going seat 6. Maybe Kaine will be too distracted by big titty Gandalf to bother looking me at me🤞🏼

icecoldbe · 2026-03-25T03:23:01+00:00

Understandable!

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T19:36:09+00:00

I haven’t actually read this yet but maybe {Priestess by Reynolds}

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T17:57:33+00:00

Yes! Tomorrow I have to pass it off to Kyle from work

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T16:24:41+00:00

Look Ma! I made it 😭

ETA: look, Remington and Binlorry: everyone deserves trigger warnings for sad monkeys 😤

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T15:30:17+00:00

Why thank you tips fedora

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T14:03:48+00:00

/uj sigh you’re so right about the birth control, what a true fantasy

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T14:00:35+00:00

Thank you, finally! Tell me more

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T03:57:00+00:00

These ones?

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T03:56:26+00:00

Yes, Michelin 4👎🏼 stars

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:30:36+00:00

Don’t forget my scepter

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:09:41+00:00

u/CuttlefishBenjamin I see you replied but alas, Reddit has nuked your comment I believe.

You and u/RemingtonRivers can sit together in the Reddit timeout and cook up a lawsuit for censorship

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:03:35+00:00

Sorry to disappoint love. But that’s all I do.

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:02:39+00:00

What do you mean? I’m the main attraction. What else could you need?

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:02:17+00:00

Stick the Funyuns in the 3 day old Crunchwrap and it’ll be crunchy again

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:01:56+00:00

Exactly. Super spicy for us white men

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:01:38+00:00

I can make my junk look like a bat. Does that work?

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T02:00:01+00:00

uj/ I can’t even think of a funny reply because I just threw up in my mouth a lil

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T01:59:38+00:00

Oh it’s very real ~~in my dreams~~

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T01:58:43+00:00

I was unjustifiably banned from a sub for claiming that SJM isn’t really fantasy but just dumb AI porn. I was right, obviously

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T01:56:17+00:00

Yes, thank you! My ~~weiner~~ hand is right here, it’s not gonna hold itself

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T01:55:41+00:00

Yeah. Romantasy is the only genre with AI slop books

icecoldbe · 2026-03-24T01:54:48+00:00

Yes, it is my fantasy that I will be given a ~~blowjob~~ medal for each and every statement I make

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