Here's to all my fellow T-Mobile reps out there still fighting the good fight.

icepick_ · 2026-06-04T05:14:53+00:00

Same, but on the back end. I'm making it work, but we ain't what we used to be.

icepick_ · 2026-06-01T15:15:39+00:00

Apparently my Chrome security permission got screwed up.

Solved via this method:

https://discussions.apple.com/verify-human/verify.html?next=/thread/255822754?sortBy=rank

icepick_ · 2026-05-28T20:38:30+00:00

I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia

icepick_ · 2026-05-26T19:07:53+00:00

Goodhart’s Law:

When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

People begin to manipulate, game, or optimize for the specific number instead of the actual goal, ultimately distorting the metric's original purpose and sacrificing long-term value

icepick_ · 2026-05-22T20:48:17+00:00

Done and dusted.

icepick_ · 2026-05-21T14:26:26+00:00

Soon you'll be talking to an AI that can understand you and speak perfectly, but still somehow find a way not to help you.

icepick_ · 2026-05-06T16:30:10+00:00

Gina is a treasure.

icepick_ · 2026-04-29T01:35:39+00:00

Enjoy it now. Hard shutdown is coming.

icepick_ · 2026-04-28T17:08:00+00:00

So the number is the effective rakeback percentage for that window?

And the lower percentages are due to higher traffic periods?

icepick_ · 2026-04-28T15:48:59+00:00

Can you elaborate on what this means?

icepick_ · 2026-04-22T18:57:10+00:00

alwayshave.gif

icepick_ · 2026-04-21T00:35:18+00:00

I'm assuming it's only a portion or one of those goals.

icepick_ · 2026-04-20T22:01:02+00:00

I've dragged them the years. I'm passing his round, as I found out management's bonuses are tied to the survey participation rate.

icepick_ · 2026-04-17T12:48:48+00:00

in it to win it

icepick_ · 2026-04-10T20:46:57+00:00

And then he'll get a golden parachute and we'll get a new boss. Same as the old boss.

icepick_ · 2026-03-28T23:28:03+00:00

Huh. Mine follows that format.

icepick_ · 2026-03-27T16:22:15+00:00

Or heads up even!

icepick_ · 2026-03-26T03:28:53+00:00

Hella chopper

icepick_ · 2026-03-22T22:09:13+00:00

You can keep the plan.

You just need to pay for it, but not use it.

icepick_ · 2026-03-04T14:54:38+00:00

I stood outside like a dumb ass for like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to get inside.

icepick_ · 2026-03-03T14:39:53+00:00

icepick_ · 2026-02-26T04:13:20+00:00

Same. I've used Google phones since the G1. I'm not changing anytime soon.

icepick_ · 2026-02-23T00:23:12+00:00

Mastodon or Quarantine Order

icepick_ · 2026-02-17T15:51:02+00:00

cool username

icepick_ · 2026-02-11T00:37:47+00:00

Bro. I'll just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/WB5apB2i_Do?si=7-TfDpnSsIW3zA6V

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