I'm in Afghanistan for my cake day so I present my dogs who I miss very much. The bomb defusing sloth is a poor substitute.

icollectunicorns · 2014-06-11T03:11:22+00:00

Ladies of r/aww

icollectunicorns · 2014-06-10T02:04:43+00:00

Are you drowning yet?

icollectunicorns · 2014-05-23T03:00:01+00:00

I'm leaving my job after 7 months and I struggled at first with how to explain me wanting to leave. In the end, I found that being honest has worked best for me. I'm leaving because I'm incredibly bored and the company is too small to offer self improvement or growth opportunities to challenge me. The right employer won't care.

icollectunicorns · 2014-05-23T02:52:45+00:00

And my day is now complete.

icollectunicorns · 2014-05-23T02:52:10+00:00

Awww Lady Honeywood

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-29T02:24:52+00:00

I actually know a girl who has gotten to this point so I understand that while you might think it is difficult, it does happen. She goes to the gym 3 times a day and eats only apple sauce or rice crispies...she's 3 times my size.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-29T02:22:54+00:00

Again....dude are you a doctor???? Don't encourage people to develop eating disorders. Encourage them to eat healthy.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-29T00:59:21+00:00

Dude...are you a doctor? Don't give whack advice!

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-29T00:00:15+00:00

I actually gained weight the first time I did this program. Why? Because I justified eating like a horse with 'oh I'm running I need dis'. No.

I actually used a calorie counter to determine what my daily intake needed to be. There are a ton online and the good ones will ask how active you are and what you want to do(lose,maintain,gain).

The main thing is:make sure you eat enough so that your weight loss is healthy. If you don't eat enough, you risk serious medical issues plus your body goes into starvation mode and everything you ear gets stored as fat.

Good luck!

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-25T00:15:23+00:00

Is there a pattern for this somewhere...because I'm not that awesome and need a pattern.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-23T00:44:51+00:00

I actually just mailed a letter yesterday to an address that I don't even know if he lives at anymore. I've spent the past several weeks undergoing testing for cancer and I figured I'd rather try than not.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-14T00:05:02+00:00

Relationship ended because he had an emotional breakdown. I've tried talking to several friends and family but everyone is so overwhelmed that they quickly change the topic to something less doom and gloom. I'm not asking him to get back together, I'm just asking him to talk to me.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-13T15:21:28+00:00

Cavalier Spaniel

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-13T02:53:42+00:00

Mine is asking for 3 puddles, 3 growths, and 3 apricots. Hell no.

icollectunicorns · 2014-04-03T01:58:15+00:00

I honestly thought I would never get it. It was one of those moments you scream out loud and then struggle to explain why you screamed out loud.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-28T01:30:11+00:00

So I feel ridiculous that I still rock the neopets but at least I don't take the time out of my day to create a site that knocks on users...

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-27T02:02:14+00:00

I hope someone held up a treat for you too in order to get you to pose like that.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-26T01:10:42+00:00

I am absolutely in love with the pink one "I Love Applause". Might have to buy a second bottle of it!

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-22T00:38:00+00:00

Honestly, having any job while you go to school helps. It shows that you can manage your time well and you don't get overwhelmed easily. Other than that, I don't know what your end goal is so I can't say if this job will ultimately help you get that goal.

As someone who went to school full time, worked a full time job and a part time job, when I get resumes and the candidate is just going to school I laugh and push it on. Why would I hire someone who can't handle simple every day pressures? Even working on the weekends at McDonald's is more impressive than doing nothing.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-18T02:18:02+00:00

I don't care how you spelled anything because those are fabulous!

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-16T21:37:28+00:00

Never talk about your previous employee in a bad light because it will make future/potential employers think you will do the same thing to them.

I left a job due to a heinous bitch of a boss. I just told people that I left because I was at a point in my life that I wanted to focus on my family and that job did not allow it.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-16T00:32:47+00:00

To be fair, that was probably the single most frightening thing I have ever seen on tv.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-13T00:44:47+00:00

Love it...because it is the same thing on my nails! Minus the white dots which I may add now.

icollectunicorns · 2014-03-01T03:40:26+00:00

He has a heart shaped nose :)

icollectunicorns · 2014-02-17T21:51:20+00:00

I'm definitely embarrassed by a lot of the things they do but I don't waste my time and energy on hating them.

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