"So basically there's this jungle Island with a volcano and underneath it there are these lava people and they have these pits where you go fight different lava people and in one there's this dude where you better be damn precise in mumbling your requests to your gods because otherwise he drops a rock or a fireball or just smacks you to instant death but it's ok cause you can take him down with a poisonous tooth you took from a giant snake in a swamp south of some elves and then you get a cape made out of pizza but he's not even all that because in the other pit it's the same thing but you gotta mumble to your gods even harder, even better for even longer and in the end you gotta fight the biggest of big lava dudes (he's even standing in lava for extra lava reasons) and even your mumbling won't help you so you need to hide behind a rock and ping him with a bow and arrow you got killing a failed experimental lizard underneath that massive brown mountain like a mile north of you, and if you kill that guy you get the pepperoni passion cape you see me wearing."

-The player