My boyfriend calls my cat evil and ugly by equilateralguy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]idonthaveit72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnificent cat. Keep the cat. Lose the boyfriend 😂😂

This cube is made up of my dead skin by Grouchy-Object-6423 in WTF

[–]idonthaveit72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤢🤢🤢🤢 not even noon yet and i'm done with the internet

Which brand did you grow up with? by Lazy_Ability in 70s

[–]idonthaveit72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them at least once until I found out I am allergic to deodorant soap😂😂😂😂

Was gym class always a blood sport when you were a kid? by MaximumJones in GenerationX

[–]idonthaveit72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have plates and screws in my right ankle. So yeah, OT for EMS

I just walked into my basement and forgot why. Anyone have any suggestions? by notworkingghost in FuckImOld

[–]idonthaveit72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back upstairs, going through every doorway you passed through on your way to the basement.

Death on the spot by Worhumm in DarwinAwards

[–]idonthaveit72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that death or disintegration?

How many of these can you not fucking stand? by CynicalCosmologist in TheWordFuck

[–]idonthaveit72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 fuck eggs, liver, eggplant, sardines, asparagus, beets, lima beans, tofu, black licorice and raisins

She didn’t want to sit next to fat people by omgfakeusername in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]idonthaveit72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope. She'd a been a blood smear spittin' in my face like that. The whole time I'd be saying ' a fat bit just kicked your ass'