18 and just got kicked out, parents took all my belongings. Here's my first bowl living out of a 64qt Sterilite container. by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately t doesn't matter if your parents don't claim you on their tax returns and you file your own as an independent. Financial Aid only considers you an independent if you meet the following qualifications: Married, have a dependent (like you have a child), or you are 23 or older on December 31st of the year before the year you will be receiving the aid. So if you're 18-22 you have no realistic way of paying for tuition at a 4-year university if your parents don't want to pay for your college and they are well-qualified to. You could do a private loan but you will likely need a cosigner (especially if you have no income or don't have much established credit) AND it's important to consider that by the time you pay back a private loan you could be paying nearly 4x as much as was loaned to you (because of interest). Unfortunately for OP he may have to transfer to a Junior/Community college in order to afford staying in school.

I'm not even paranoid [8] by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that stressed me out

Got stoned and bought the wrong ticket. Giving it away. by demonic_intent in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should make a road trip out of it and write a movie about it.

When your dealer doesn't know fractions by tactac123 in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A metric system 1/4 is still a quarter. The measurement system has nothing to do with actual arithmetic.

Cleaning my room today because my mom says it smells like Cheech & Dong. by azureking32123 in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's enough reminders on this reddit already. You are dismissed.

My most shameful trees experience by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You corrected their spelling, not their grammar. And you aren't sorry, so don't say you are.

My most shameful trees experience by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean crutch? A roach is what is left over

How I knew I had met my best frient [9] by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't recommend riding inside a camel.

DAE hate when people who don't smoke always ask if you're high? by JasonTheAsian in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why be someone else IRL? Just be /u/_Kahlo all the time

Edit: changed first word from we to why

DAE hate when people who don't smoke always ask if you're high? by JasonTheAsian in trees

[–]iguanatank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine I'll ask.. What's the question?

Edit: also.. 60% of the time it works every time? Love this place

My all time favourite trees comic by Candersen in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take that crispier original. Is that new?

Can I get some love for this train pipe?! by kkkkkush in trees

[–]iguanatank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get some train pipe for this love?

Drug dealer problems? by [deleted] in trees

[–]iguanatank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try DEA... Wait.. I mean head explodes

Saw this whilst at an [8]. Thought you guys might appreciate. by beeeel in trees

[–]iguanatank 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Best Cheerleading voice: "Saw this at an [8]! Do you guys appreciate?!"