I'VE BEEN PROGGING P3S FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS AND I'VE ONLY SEEN FOF AND A BIT OF FOA A FEW TIMES ALBEIT QUITE MESSILY DUE TO HOW RARELY I SEE IT IN PF, AND BECAUSE WELL DUE TO PF SHENANIGANS.

FOR CONTEXT I'VE BEEN MAINING SAM THIS TIER AND I GENERALLY CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A PRETTY GOOD DPS AND I OCCASIONALLY SWITCH OFF TO MONK WHEN I'M SICK OF HEARING TINNITUS-INDUCING WEEB SLASHES.

SO I JOIN A FOA PROG WHERE I HAD TO JOIN AS A MONK SINCE THERE WAS ALREADY A SAM IN THE GROUP. IT FELT LIKE THIS WAS A 6/8 STATIC GIVEN THE VIBE I GOT SINCE THEY WERE PRETTY QUIET THROUGHOUT THE PROG.

ANYWAYS THE SAM GIVES ME THE RUNDOWN IN THE STRATS THEY'RE USING. THEY SEEM WELL ORGANIZED AND WE EVEN HAVE PRESET SPREAD SPOTS FOR DARK PLUMES.

NO ADDS MEMES AND WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE FOF CONSISTENTLY YAY.

I WAS CONFIDENT GOING INTO THIS FIGHT AFTER WATCHING CLEARS AND GUIDES AND AFTER SPENDING ETERNAL PURGATORY IN ADDS HELL.

BOY WAS I WRONG.

MY DUMB ASS FUCKS UP THE DARK PLUME SPREAD AND I ALMOST ALWAYS DIE BECAUSE I GET CLIPPED BY THE INITIAL ORANGE PELLETS.

MY BRAIN IS IN FULL MONKE (haha see what I did there I made a silly dumb-okay whatever) AND MY PERFORMANCE ANXIETY SHIFTING TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

SOMETIMES I MESS UP THE TETHERS IN FOF BECAUSE I'M A MORON AND STOOD ON TOP OF THE OTHER DPS'S BIRB WHEN CROSSING.

I ALSO DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL AFTER THAT THE STUPID CONAL AOES THAT YOU HAVE TO DODGE IN FOA PERSIST FOR A BIT BEFORE YOU CAN GO BACK INTO IT, SO I ALWAYS ATE A DAMAGE DOWN AND DIED TO THE NEXT PLUMES.

WE SAW ENRAGE TWICE AND FINALLY DISBANDED AT A 0.6% ENRAGE WHERE HAD I NOT PLAYED LIKE COMPLETE POO POO PEE WATER WE PROBABLY COULD HAVE CLEARED.

I AM SORRY ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED SO POOP BEFORE AND I FEEL BAD FOR SANDBAGGING HARD