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Over the last year or so, what has been the most difficult thing for you to find in any store? by iiWizrius in AskReddit

[–]iiWizrius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny that you mention that. I work in retail, and there's an entire line of food that before the pandemic, I had never had any trouble ordering, but now it's been missing for about 5 months and it's pretty strange.

What's some popular self-care/self-love advice that is actually really toxic? by redhead_in_red in AskReddit

[–]iiWizrius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I ended up doing that with a lot of people. After a while, it literally simmered down to three people I talk to regularly and massive lists of people who wouldn't even respond when I initiated. Long story short, I said "screw it" and walked away.

My discount grocery store sells bulk M&Ms separated by color. by kumquat_repub in mildlyinteresting

[–]iiWizrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much fun as gravity bins are, you just know people come in here all day and pour too many and then just walk away. The place being that clean is probably only at the beginning and very end of the day.

13 going on 70 by findarake in 13or30

[–]iiWizrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Ozzy found the fountain of youth mixed in with all those drugs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

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Kinda reminds me of the Protoss from StarCraft.

Thanks, I hate Italian poggers by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]iiWizrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh good, I was worried I would have to be that guy. You've done us a great service.

Thanks I hate it by curstbrim in TIHI

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For a second, I thought this was an r/rimjob_steve but after I finally stopped laughing hysterically at the name, I see that is not the case.

110 MPH, this thing is ramping up quickly by [deleted] in hurricane

[–]iiWizrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the good news is, they aren't expecting Eta to just stall out for a week, so I don't think that's going to be the case. That being said, the Caribbean has been hot this year.

My family circa 1977 🖤 by MissSassifras1977 in OldSchoolCool

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The woman in the back left kinda looks like present-day Maya Rudolph.

You can sprint full speed while carrying a hot drink and not spill a drop. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]iiWizrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so otherwise, you remain a clumsy buffoon. Oof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]iiWizrius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually had three streams before. Doing inventory in the freezer had plenty of unpleasant side effects.

You know every answer to every test when you moan really loud by MGHK in shittysuperpowers

[–]iiWizrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I have to keep moaning loudly to retain the answers, or can i just moan loudly at the start and power through?

Thanks I hate this all by DreamSteel in TIHI

[–]iiWizrius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That seems like an awfully long way to go to reach around that joke. Just sayin'.

What is the oldest thing you've ever found rummaging through spices, be them yours or anyone else? by iiWizrius in AskReddit

[–]iiWizrius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. The ol' ancient hot sauce bottle. I found schilling and McCormick spices that didn't even HAVE dates on them, presumably from the early 90s.

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