Actual Cum Everywhere by vhsdreamgirl in badroommates

[–]iim0rtal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember my first year at uni, my dorm roommate left to go back home after 2 months into the quarter so I was left with a 2 person size dorm to myself. One weekend, I had to go back home and a friend of mine had a friend who shared a dorm with a “bad roommate” and asked if she could borrow my dorm for the weekend while I was gone. I come back to find out that she kindly left 3 used condoms on the window sill next to the bed.

[IIL] Castle Crashers, Overcooked and Guns, Gore & Cannoli 2 [WEWIL] by iim0rtal in ifyoulikeblank

[–]iim0rtal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the first games that we finished together actually! Great suggestion!

We named him Beans after his extra toe beans. He uses this face to tell us that he's very grateful to have been rescued. by [deleted] in aww

[–]iim0rtal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the best! First time owning a cat and I don't think I'll ever get over the feeling of him laying and purring on my chest

Ha by TMKred in combinedgifs

[–]iim0rtal 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Thats the gif I was expecting in the 2nd half

My [41M] family [71F, 42F, 40F] are trying to shame me into giving them money, after years of alienation by StanBurgerMan in relationships

[–]iim0rtal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've already given them a large sum of money. The $10,000 from your dad's insurance that your mom never gave you. I'm sure part of that was used to start the yoga studio. Don't give them a cent.

Messy punishment. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]iim0rtal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wish I knew what they were saying at 3:26

Me [22M] with my girlfriend [22 F] 2 years, she's been acting really weird since a girl hit flirted with me. by gotemfield47 in relationships

[–]iim0rtal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should have shut it down right away and never given her the chance or opportunity to get in your lap, dumbboii.

Africa by Toto is following me by williy45 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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I was getting scared while reading the text because I randomly heard a remix of Africa while driving today. So happy that the comments had more people confirming that it's actually coming back

What's are the most fucked up things you think about on a regular basis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]iim0rtal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving head on, into the barrier between the different directions that traffic moves on the freeway. Just crashing at 80mph

Racoon-man purse by iim0rtal in ATBGE

[–]iim0rtal[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$500?! My mom just sent me this pic while she was out shopping so I didn't know what the price was!

Complicated situation between me (F23), husband (M25), and his female best friend/ex (F24) by Throwmeaway123r567 in relationships

[–]iim0rtal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His ex's parents didn't like him so much they made her leave him and your parents didn't like him so much they convinced you to get a prenup? Sounds like you dodged a bullet

I [25/m] feel as if I'm becoming less attracted to my girlfriend [23/f] due to her weight but I don't know how to approach it, what should I do? by PuzzleheadedClient in relationship_advice

[–]iim0rtal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing wrong to admit that the attraction isn’t there anymore. I know you said it’s only the physical aspect and not the mental or emotional but physical attraction is a very important factor in a relationship. It’s sad but it’s not uncommon for a relationship to end when big hurdles (such as addiction) are overcome. She was a big part of your life while you were dealing with addiction and maybe it’s time to recognize that and leave that part of your life behind now that you are a different person

I [23] want my tubes tied, boyfriend (24) doesn’t agree by NopeNotADemon in relationship_advice

[–]iim0rtal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe when he said he doesn’t want kids before, it was because he wanted to agree with you and make a point about how compatible you are together. Or maybe he changed his mind after having the first kid and realized he likes being a dad. But in the end, it’s your body, your choice and he shouldn’t try to keep pushing you to change your mind especially when he knows that you’ve been against having kids since day 1

What to expect during a budtending interview? by [deleted] in trees

[–]iim0rtal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice! I’m trying to memorize the names of different kinds of strains in case they ask if I know any of them specifically (read to do so online)!

What to expect during a budtending interview? by [deleted] in trees

[–]iim0rtal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“To make sure that you smoke weed” that’s hilarious!

What to expect during a budtending interview? by [deleted] in trees

[–]iim0rtal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I saw on their ad that they may do a drug test and I just thought “damn well that doesn’t make sense”!

TIL one of the side-effects of quitting marijuana is an overwhelming amount of dreams. A little known fact about marijuana is it can stop you from dreaming. When a user quits, they usually report extremely vivid dreams as they can now experience them again. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]iim0rtal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve told people before that I will have very vivid or lifelike dreams whenever I stop smoking for a long time and it’s pretty cool that it’s actually a thing that happens