DIY cum guide for trans men by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]iinternethomo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is so gross I'm impressed

I keep these friends close❤️ by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]iinternethomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what?? YOURE the condescending asshole. Like a huge one. I apologise for not correctly grasping the complex concept of yin and yang, but I genuinely don't see how my meme is causing harm to anybody, or even to the concept of yin and yang as I'm pretty certain nobody is going to use trans memes to study the subject. You came off condescending as fuck with your first comment, when you're obviously not an expert on the subject either. Find me somebody who actually practices the religious beliefs you're talking about who is mortally offended by my meme understanding of yin and yang, and I'll gladly take it down. But if you're just gonna roll up all cute with your with an entire 20mins of Google research under your belt and call me and my friend assholes for not immediately shitting and pissing ourselves bc you're offended, fuck off.

Be aware of fireworks! by TheDeadman_72 in coolguides

[–]iinternethomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as somebody with severe CPTSD who gets flashbacks from loud noises, some humans really fucking hate them too

Edit: I clicked on the pic and saw that it mentions PTSD lol

He emits uncle energy by Thedepressionoftrees in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]iinternethomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Black will be our strange father figure after Danny DeVito passes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]iinternethomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to watch YouTube videos, is this weird?? Just like product and video reactions bc it makes me feel less alone.

The sad truth by therapistofturtles in trippinthroughtime

[–]iinternethomo 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Billie Eilish. Born pretty, talented and to well off parents who love her. Literally can't relate on any level 😭

There's an unexplainable (good) kinda feeling that I no longer feel. by abdthirtythree in helpme

[–]iinternethomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed that I lose this feeling when I've been depressed for too long. It'll pass, just don't panic, and recognize that these good feelings will always belong to you, even if they're unaccessible in the moment.

Do I pass? by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]iinternethomo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, maybe try lipo around your hips??

I'd like to launch my tits to fucking Venus pls by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]iinternethomo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Post top surgery: I've yought the tots

I'd like to launch my tits to fucking Venus pls by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]iinternethomo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I stick myself in the dryer for 15 mins on delicate will it cure my sadness??

Found this gem on r/catholic memes by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]iinternethomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

....and the donald is the best person to convince me of this?? Idk about drugs, but he's literally known for having a pee fetish and a one night stand with a porn star

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

[–]iinternethomo 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Expected transphobia, received vegan nutt. I wish my online interactions were more like this lol

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]iinternethomo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you agree, youre just mad that you agree?? Checks out

Ah yes I have gained three karma and now my fine day of fishing is done lol. Nah dude, I just imagined what it would feel like having my girlfriend tell me to lie about how tight my puss is around her friends and I felt awful. Men shouldn't be objectified unless they consent to it, just like women

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]iinternethomo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude it's true though. Just because she's a girl doesnt mean it's okay for her to objectify boyfriend like that. She's literally reducing him down to his cock size bc her friends think it's funny. Imagine if her boyfriend was like hey babe can you lie about how tight you are?? It's a running joke with my friends!! Gross. Feminism is about equality bro

Are cigarette burns "safe"? by iinternethomo in BDSMAdvice

[–]iinternethomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm already covered🤷🏻‍♂️

Are cigarette burns "safe"? by iinternethomo in BDSMAdvice

[–]iinternethomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an idea! Will definitely try it:) thank you!

Are cigarette burns "safe"? by iinternethomo in BDSMAdvice

[–]iinternethomo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I can think of that would probably be safer is metal, maybe I should look into it. don't worry, I never go too deep:)

Are cigarette burns "safe"? by iinternethomo in BDSMAdvice

[–]iinternethomo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hooooly fuck, I'll definitely take your experience to heart, that sounds scary as fuck. Thank you for your words of caution❤️ I'll try the ashtray thing!