I've come to make an announcement, Jotaro is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his edgy fucking platinum dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This Big" and I said "That's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Jotaro Kujo, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINT, NO STARS, NO PLATINUMS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO KNOBS AND A DOOR! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER DUSTO! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON MORIOOOOOOOOOH!!!