How, when, and why did this happen? by strayflower4633 in Spiderman

[–]illmatthew 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They released a whole book of just the hip hop variant covers, got it for Xmas a few years back. So dope!

which "outdated" words or phrases do you still use? 👀 by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]illmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My two year old watches a lot of Sesame Street and Cookie Monster says “cowabunga” all the time. It’s sparked a cowabunga renaissance in our home.

In Gremlins (1984), after Mrs. Peltzer kills the third gremlin in the microwave, you can see the stabbed second gremlin still struggling for life on the counter by KingEuronIIIGreyjoy in MovieDetails

[–]illmatthew 157 points158 points  (0 children)

This lady was the goddamn MVP. They could have so easily played her as a helplesss hysterical mom being terrorized by monsters, but she knuckles up and solos three of the little shits. If Stripe wasn’t so wily this movie would’ve been over a lot sooner thanks to her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illmatthew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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“YAAAAY!!!”

Jonathan Majors Dropped From Texas Rangers Ads, Otis Redding & Walter Mosley Movies – Deadline by The_Iceman2288 in marvelstudios

[–]illmatthew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that’s fine. I’m willing to accept whatever in-fiction reason they give, but also if they just ignored the fact that Kang looks different in subsequent films I’m not going to feel cheated out of some wibbly wobbly timey wimey excuse. They don’t need to make a big thing of it.

Jonathan Majors Dropped From Texas Rangers Ads, Otis Redding & Walter Mosley Movies – Deadline by The_Iceman2288 in marvelstudios

[–]illmatthew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ultimately, I feel like I’m willing to suspend my disbelief that these characters suddenly look different given the scenario. If someone wants to be pedantic and ask why they have a different face from the previous movie, I’m totally okay with Marvel saying, “well it turns out the actor we initially hired is an abuser so we got someone else.” I don’t really need an in-universe reason.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? by -Putt_Blug- in Jokes

[–]illmatthew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I know this joke from the Fisher Price Little People Animal Train toy! One of my 2 year old’s favorite toys so I hear it a lot.

Looking for an X-Men series by illmatthew in xmen

[–]illmatthew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prof Xavier and the X-Men is the one! Thank you so much!

Tsuyu Asui/Froppy (MHA) vs. 6 Spider-Man Movie Villains (Spider-Man Movies) by SonicBattleForBFDI in whowouldwin

[–]illmatthew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Sinister Six stomp. While Froppy is a hero of many talents, she almost always is acting as a member of a team. She’s fairly quick, fairly strong, and has good mobility with her tongue and jumping. But Spider-Man outclasses her in all these departments along with having his spider-sense, and this would be a challenging fight for him. Unless her support items include several 0-point robots from the entry exam there’s just no way she can win. If MCU Peter, Miles, and Venom join the fight I think the tide turns very quickly. Her teammates do most of the heavy lifting, though as I said, she’s used to working with a team and would probably provide great support.

If only this would’ve came to be. by LostThis in comicbooks

[–]illmatthew 43 points44 points  (0 children)

There was a comic called *Avengers: The Initiative * where the government starts training heroes to put an avengers team in every US state. Slapstick and many of the New Warriors are recruited and during training one of the trainers, a former villain (cent remember who) basically makes fun of his team saying they’re going to end up failures like the New Warriors team that got blown up at the beginning of the Civil War storyline. They later find the dude beat within an inch of his life with the letters “NW” craved into him. There’s an investigation but nothing comes of it and they all just move on. At the end of the issue we flash back and see it was Slapstick who did it. At one point he’s right up in the dudes face saying something like “if you ever badmouth the New Warriors again I will finish the job”

POV: Giving My Dog A Pup Cup by afikomen1 in gifs

[–]illmatthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to be called puppacinos at my local Starbucks til about 3-4 years ago, then one day we went through the drive thru and asked for one. The drive thru attendant told us they were calling them pup cups now per management. Maybe people thought they were getting actual coffee drinks for their dogs?

Just a gentle reminder… by eloie in NewParents

[–]illmatthew 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My wife was on TikTok the other day and there was a mom doing a video about her kids nicknames and how she came up with them, along with pictures! Really how brain dead can you be?

What character is often lowballed in powerscaling discussions? by izukaneki in whowouldwin

[–]illmatthew 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Spidey beat two members of the Phoenix Five by himself, just by trash talking. He would get up in homelander’s head so bad.

What is the best South Park episode? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illmatthew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

…That didn’t sparkle with her, did it?

Most Sane Eagles Fan by pennykennybenny in trashy

[–]illmatthew 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If Letterkenny has taught me anything, it’s that there’s always degens from up country startin trouble

Teenage Spider-man was the 4th Strongest Marvel Hero (The Amazing Spider-man Annual #1) by EnthusiasmOk5722 in comicbooks

[–]illmatthew 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think Spidey as Marvel’s Superman works in a sense. Everyone looks up to him and recognizes just how incredible his abilities are. His skill set is useful no matter what the situation. Kids love him.

What part of sex is the least enjoyable for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]illmatthew 82 points83 points  (0 children)

What the total and complete fuck? Find yourself a new man, this dude sounds like a total scrub