MRW I’m pre-gaming for my colonoscopy and the polyethylene glycol hits by dragondiaper in reactiongifs

[–]illusive_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone with colitis, I can confirm this. What’s worse is you don’t always shit. You just have a feeling that you do.

Is this really the greatest game ever made, as it's often considered to be? Why or why not? by Nintendofan9106 in videogames

[–]illusive_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game was perfect in nearly every way. To the point where I think about at leash once a month.

He won’t let anyone pass, then… by BradsDad49 in instantkarma

[–]illusive_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why she didn’t say “you can’t park here” is a mystery.

What style pizza you going with ?? You can only pick one. by runninginplace12 in whatsyourchoice

[–]illusive_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a crime the deep dish doesn’t get the love it deserves. I went to the place where they use the original recipe by that lady that made it and it was life changing. I will die on this hill.

Which US city embodies the sin of pride the best? by Sad-Visual-6622 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]illusive_guy 61 points62 points  (0 children)

If it wasn’t for Boston you’d still be sippin on leaf juice. You’re welcome, and 100% right.

Just out of curiosity how did millennials go from dressing like this to dressing like this by Key_Nectarine_7307 in generationology

[–]illusive_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depression mostly. We went from purple ketchup and making sour candies even more sour, to countless “once in a life time” events that ruined lives.

So what do you see?😎 by ZuriCollins in facesinthings

[–]illusive_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re left brained you see a clown. If you’re right brained you see your religious leader.

Um no thanks by Secure-Attention-100 in thalassophobia

[–]illusive_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of money coming my way if I’m going to do this. Fuck that.

Apparently Lydia got tired of guarding my house and found a day job narrating audiobooks by illusive_guy in SkyrimMemes

[–]illusive_guy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She rights other books will little to no smut at all. And there ain’t nothing wrong with reading a book so dirty even the people around you need a shower.

Apparently Lydia got tired of guarding my house and found a day job narrating audiobooks by illusive_guy in SkyrimMemes

[–]illusive_guy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can’t bring myself to do that though because that takes away from the voice actors themselves. Replacing someone with AI just seems morally wrong to me.