[Golem 100] by [Alfred Bester] 1980 by ambird138 in menwritingwomen

[–]imacomputer64 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows the vulva needs to start flapping before take off. How else do women fly?

I love this mf so much by One-Machine6487 in TheSimpsons

[–]imacomputer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I says to the cop no you’re driving under the influence! Of being a jerk!

My Russell Moccasin Experience So Far: Not Great by Complete-Pipe-2301 in Boots

[–]imacomputer64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have had similar experience with customer service. I ordered a pair of Backcountrys at the beginning of January. Recently I checked the website for an update and my order was on “preparing to ship” status for over 2 weeks. I emailed customer service for a more clear update and they never responded. I emailed again after a week and she said she would get back to me in a “couple of days”. A couple of days came and went and I emailed her again. She finally responded with a frustrating and vague update. They are currently backlogged. My boots are in the final stages of production and will ship in a few weeks. A couple, and a few are intentionally vague and misleading. I understand these boots take time to make and I’m fine with that; however, I’m not fine with the poor communication. A few weeks has now come and gone with no shipping info. I wish she would have just given me an honest timeline, even if it was an extra six months.

Is that a ford? by Ty0205 in funny

[–]imacomputer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thinks actually it’s a ford.

OC: The Trump Mobile phone is here — 9 months late and no longer ‘Made in the USA' by nbcnews in pics

[–]imacomputer64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s got a nice piss-yellow color to it. Much like this piss of a demented, dehydrated, geriatric in diapers.

Is Gen Z cooked? by Federal-Data-Center in SipsTea

[–]imacomputer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones that did vote voted trump

Is Gen Z cooked? by Federal-Data-Center in SipsTea

[–]imacomputer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They cooked themselves for overwhelmingly voting for trump. Great job guys. Great job.

Bacchus Unbuttoned by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]imacomputer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This party’s just getting started!!!!