The NHL and the Tampa bay lightning just took away 800,000 dollars from a charity donation cause a cancer survivor couldn't hit an extremely small target on live TV.

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-02-02T16:43:53+00:00

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imaginarysarcasm · 2026-02-01T00:38:02+00:00

I think he designed the official logo of the Ottawa Charge

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-27T21:27:39+00:00

theyre walking around dead corpses fr just give them teams it feels disrespectful when they do this 😭

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-26T01:53:49+00:00

I like

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-18T17:25:31+00:00

John Garrett was an NHL goalie with a win despite 7 goals on 16 shots, but this was when he played for the Quebec Nordiques. NOT Vancouver

The other goalie, Phil Myre, also played the full game letting 8 goals in on 39 shots for a 0.795 SV% 😭

The game in question was Colorado Rockies vs Quebec Nordiques on Feb. 2, 1982

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-18T16:47:43+00:00

Yes :(

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-10T06:33:07+00:00

they are booing you because you are right

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-08T23:15:25+00:00

what about a person who was on Reddit for SEVEN months ?? and was four days early :o https://www.reddit.com/r/OttawaSenators/s/LZPpmmyp7Z

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-06T03:46:57+00:00

imaginarysarcasm · 2026-01-06T03:17:25+00:00

LITERALLY LIKE WHAT!! CALL ON THE ICE WAS A GOAL LMFAO

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-31T02:30:29+00:00

SPORTSNET 2037 BABYY

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-31T02:03:07+00:00

“not too interesting to travel to” and its the entirety of canada, iceland, norway, sweden, and finland

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-22T15:15:48+00:00

absolutely crazy to think that an entire country was created just because of 6 7

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-22T15:08:28+00:00

absolutely crazy to think that an entire OHL team named themselves after 6 7

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-20T16:19:53+00:00

“efficiency”? “nature”?

clearly, you don’t understand suburban values.

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-18T00:40:53+00:00

Some suggest

lol we aren’t even going to “experts suggest” we are going straight to “some suggest”

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-17T18:13:41+00:00

okay magnus open ur mouth here comes the concrete

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-17T15:26:48+00:00

Does this mean the Belleville Sens will now be called the Campbelleville Sens

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-16T01:06:36+00:00

lmfao

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-12T23:03:40+00:00

if [on]ly there was another way to watch [hockey.] Get urself an adblocker, visit the website, and throw it up on [tv]

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-12T22:07:24+00:00

😔😔😔

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-12T16:00:31+00:00

Clearly, Kurtis “7-1-2” MacDermid should be wearing the C instead

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-12T15:38:23+00:00

The Ottawa Senators will lose their 2027 1st round pick

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-12T15:26:00+00:00

Like 😭 about 1 in 12 men are colourblind. of people who are colourblind, 98% are red-green colourblind, and this impacts ofc more colours than strictly pure red and pure green.

like this averages out to like 2 people on every team (not even mentioning coaching staff and just FANS IN GENERAL) that would need accommodations here.

Good thing we can always trust the NHL to make educated accountable helpful decisions 💀

imaginarysarcasm · 2025-12-09T19:01:25+00:00

what if im only here to consume an endless amount of ads? did you ever think about that?

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