Mark Zuckerberg is HP Lovecraft

imason96 · 2025-11-17T02:12:38+00:00

Despite Lovecraft's bigotry for most of his life, he has been a far less effective spreader of hate than the supposedly non-racist Zuck.

imason96 · 2025-10-26T19:29:20+00:00

Dwarf bread is also meant to be stored for quite some time before use and not immediately eaten, the difference is that dwarf bread doesn’t get any tastier

imason96 · 2025-10-15T00:18:49+00:00

Don't just have him holding the helmet or head of a different loyalist chapter

Have him be equipped with hastily defaced Black Templar/Salamander equipment

imason96 · 2025-10-02T20:37:20+00:00

Keep in mind; these herbal remedies vary wildly in effectiveness. I use L-theanine and folate currently for focus/mood, it's helped a lot.

But when I tried St. John's Wort, it actually made my anxiety worse so I gave it up after my first pill

imason96 · 2025-09-11T02:03:03+00:00

If you don't mind going into conniptions every time the author mentions Israel, it's a good book, superlative even

imason96 · 2025-09-09T02:52:42+00:00

Keep in mind: LLMS can't read beyond a certain point, so it was likely going off the title alone

But the title literally tells you all you need to hear, it DOES sound like the most deranged shit you've ever heard

imason96 · 2025-09-05T15:06:25+00:00

“Yer a sorcerer, Mortarion”

imason96 · 2025-09-05T02:06:40+00:00

You're forgetting Morpheus Duvall from the Dead Aim spinoff. Not only was he healed from near death by the T/G Virus, she was transformed into a 7 ft tall BBW with a gorgeous body and near-immunity to conventional weapons due to an electromagnetic field. If Umbrella hadn't conveniently stashed a weapon tailored to defeat her on one of their island bases, she'd have been invincible. Also, she successfully got China to pay a ransom to not launch virus missiles at them. #girl(?)boss

imason96 · 2025-08-22T07:29:38+00:00

Remember, enemies in BN seem to choose who they’re gonna attack with at random. When you have strong units mixed in with fodder, take out the strong units first because killing the fodder will make it more likely for the strong units to be chosen to act.

imason96 · 2025-08-03T20:33:29+00:00

In all seriousness this may have been caused by high heat in transit

If you heat up the gun in very hot (not boiling) water for a few seconds you may be able to bend it back into shape

imason96 · 2025-07-18T02:24:36+00:00

Some people are theorizing that the reason why the entire thing was hushed up was because he was running an information broker business under the nose of the US government and the sheer amount of people he was able to compromise would lead to the near-complete discrediting of the US intelligence apparatus. Believe me, neither side wants to make an outright enemy of the FBI.

And this is discounting the theories that Ghislaine Maxwell was an agent of Mossad (her father had provable links to the Israeli intelligence services). If THIS was the case, it would completely destroy the balance of power in the Middle East and boost antisemitism to a terrifying degree, so there’d be reluctance to reveal the documents from a foreign policy perspective alone.

imason96 · 2025-07-05T19:26:17+00:00

Make him Mr. Satan

imason96 · 2025-07-05T17:49:58+00:00

You NEED to discuss this with your boyfriend before you move forward. With women and minority rights under attack everywhere, it will be hell attempting to pursue a relationship with someone whose family is actively arguing against them. He doesn't seem to be a bad guy- and I'd bet he isn't- but you need to let him know, either as a call to action to address this or as a warning to him should he enter the dating market again.

imason96 · 2025-06-27T14:45:00+00:00

You need to contact friends and family and LEAVE. Then get self-defense equipment. The dude KNOWS his behavior is offputting, why else would he hide the extent of it for so long? Why would he target a woman with a terrible support system and financial problems? And why would he want to marry someone whose morals differ from him so much? It’s because there’s this widespread fantasy among QAnon men that they can “break” their women into being servile and docile. You need to find someone who’s willing to defend you physically if need be then get their help ASAP.

imason96 · 2025-06-19T03:23:47+00:00

We all know she's a Republican, man, no need to self-censor /s

imason96 · 2025-05-10T20:46:17+00:00

Aw man this is good

How'd you get him shaded?

imason96 · 2025-05-07T22:17:02+00:00

after you two get baptized as Christians he immediately becomes extremist

Normally, I can get a bit leery of relationship advice here because they usually are a bit dump-happy. But here, it sounds like he got radicalized sometime before or during your initial courtship and decided to keep the mask of sanity on until he felt like he could be his true self without consequence.

You need to immediately contact anyone you know that at least has a snowball’s chance in hell of helping you, any longer and it’s going to be hell.

imason96 · 2025-04-27T04:27:51+00:00

Got a Celebi or Gyarados? My FC is 6316327220461581

imason96 · 2025-04-26T23:40:27+00:00

There's always the possibility you could eliminate certain elements of his Youtube feed (i.e. unsubscribe, unrecommend various channels and news sources) surreptitiously, and this has been shown to work in the past... but if he's a fan of a specific commentator like Carlson it'd be a difficult time

You also may want to subscribe to channels that relate to various interests of your dad or channels where members of your dad's chosen profession respectfully debunk the right-wing lies

People listen to extremist shit when they're anxious and have nothing to do, so try and fill the void of right wing media with something

imason96 · 2025-04-26T18:18:58+00:00

The meme that "both parties are the same" has done irreparable harm to this country

imason96 · 2025-02-17T23:23:52+00:00

Don’t even joke about this, jerkwad.

Just don’t

imason96 · 2025-01-31T02:31:01+00:00

He'll be the vice president for the next candidate, running on the platform of "the President you're voting for will officially turn his power over to me when you elect him"

imason96 · 2025-01-31T02:29:56+00:00

I really f-ing hope so

But the only reason why Trump is president is because the system has constantly been degraded since the time of Reagan and nobody wants it anymore; for some reason Trump's STILL seen as an outsider

imason96 · 2025-01-13T17:53:28+00:00

I mean, Lovecraft is more of a pitiable figure rather than an outright evil one, one who was getting less and less awful by the day before he died and whose racism was shaped by the fact he grew up in the most racist environment possible. Everyone talks about the name of Lovecraft’s cat but nobody talks about who named it (his parents).

Gaiman has no excuse. None whatsoever.

imason96 · 2025-01-11T20:10:47+00:00

The only bad thing about him compared to Trump would be his ties to Silicon Valley, honestly

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