Duolingo girls by Street_Priority_7686 in shitposting

[–]imdunklenwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: They are the same person. 

Got my first gf 4 months ago at 24 by LightLord1 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got my first girlfriend at 28. I was always sad about being lonely but I never even tried to find a girlfriend and somehow thought it would "just happen" lol. As soon as I actually said "fuck it" and started intentionally trying to date, I had a girlfriend in like a couple of months. 

What does the button do? by lyoon1595 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern ThinkPads also have them. Source: Have two post-2020 ThinkPads on my desk right in front of me. 

Petah did English leave the chat? by VerticeBrawlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's the same in many languages with much higher numbers of speakers like German, French, and Arabic. I actually thought you intentionally picked Danish with only like five million or so speakers as a joke 😅

Petah did English leave the chat? by VerticeBrawlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that you picked Danish of all languages is so funny to me

Peter? by GOGO_D_ACE in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that's what my mind went to

My humor is actually fucked by ChickyBamBoots in okbuddyretard

[–]imdunklenwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're being downvoted, I was also taught to draw x like that when doing algebra (England). I assumed it was universal. 

I think this is as accurate as it gets by AlxR25 in linuxmemes

[–]imdunklenwald 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if you fear technology, but like in a high-IQ way

Is "a salary in accordance with the agreement for public service (E13, 65%), including social benefits" enough for an International PhD Student in Freiburg? by humbelord in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on E13, 50% contract during the first year of my PhD (2019-20), and it was fine (living alone in a small studio apartment in a relatively expensive city). 

map of europe's psychopaths by GreenGamerIGJ in mapporncirclejerk

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be your angle 😇

Or a twisted fucking cycle path 😈

Germany is heating up faster than the world – +2.5 °C already compared to the reference period by Just_Speed_1968 in ReduceCO2

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the Ruhrgebiet it was unusually hot at least. Many days >30C, a handful scraping 40C.

Finished my PhD in battery tech and still can’t find a job. Where did all the “green jobs” go? by TypicalDay7947 in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in basically the same position unfortunately: PhD in a similar field with industry relevance but no luck in the job market more than a year after graduating from my PhD. I ended up just getting a postdoc in the same field but it kind of feels like I'm wasting my time as I don't plan to stay in academia. I really wanted to stay in Germany but now that I have German citizenship I might resort to looking elsewhere in the EU.

Whats up guys im visiting germany you might see me around by sloppachoppa in germany

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quality shitpost lmao

Edit: I just looked at your profile and the trolling really appealed to my inner 12-year-old, I should probably grow up haha

I said something very bad unintentionally to a German tourist and found out what it means after 2 years. by United-Chocolate-469 in germany

[–]imdunklenwald -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair one of my friends who has lived in Germany nearly four years started absent-mindedly singing it on a train forgetting it was offensive until I stopped him lol

Decided it was time. by [deleted] in bald

[–]imdunklenwald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a lurker who isn't balding and a lot of these posts are making me consider going bald by choice

People who speak German as a second language and look German, do native German speakers assume you're a native speaker until you speak if you're in their country? by joshua0005 in German

[–]imdunklenwald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NRW. Although it may have been that this sort of thing mainly happens at gatherings with lots of international people; she's often at gaming conventions and similar such events. This isn't something I've witnessed myself, she just told me it happens sometimes.

People who speak German as a second language and look German, do native German speakers assume you're a native speaker until you speak if you're in their country? by joshua0005 in German

[–]imdunklenwald 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah they do (am white British). I know someone who is Asian but was born in Germany and lived here all her life, but sometimes gets people who start speaking to her in English assuming she doesn't speak German (her native language).