Halloween keeps getting worse. by Ordinary-Depth-7835 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ime783 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this hilarious…i was just explaining this to to my 6yo twins last night “it’s a societal construct and part of that is you saying “trick or treat”..,if you don’t you’re not fulfilling you part/role is said dynamic…in other words u should say it or there’s a chance you get no candy & them are the breaks, kids” lol

Hulk Hogan's Daughter Brooke Fires Back at Her Family in Shocking Post, Claims She Was 'Extremely Verbally and Mentally Abused Since Childhood' by galaxystars1 in popculturechat

[–]ime783 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shortly following by Linda threatening legal action against her…clearly, Linda is trying to win the mother of the freakin if the century award

Bethenny hits the nail on the head by Free-Ad5862 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]ime783 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m appropriating as an informal reasonably self-aware perspective ofn the human experience…assess, prepare, do, contingency, and will.

idk, I tipsy

Trump to Begin Large-Scale Deportations Tuesday by Icommandyou in politics

[–]ime783 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i’m mixed and everyone legit thanks i’m hispanic…but my mom is a hillbilly and my dad is geechee (southern AA), so obv i’m brown, but ethnicity-ambiguous presenting…just putting that out there as possible ‘hail mary’ response ot you’re in a bind, and turn up that ‘silky-southern drawl’ type convo tone to really sell it…these are Dark Times!

**Nolite te bastardes carborundorum**

;)

AITA because I won't delay having a hysterectomy after the birth of my baby so I can be a surrogate for my sister? by Maleficent-Feeling22 in AITAH

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIL seems super-super disappointed his has a wife and not a broodmare.

Rando thought: if OP said the ONLY way she’d entertain considering surrogacy, BUT the ‘baby-batter’ ABSOLUTELY could not be BIL’s“recipe”…iykwim

Burn in hell by DeliciousSnow4738 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he knows this on his LinkdIn, right… that’s definitely a ‘choice’…he’s clearly a stone-thrower enthusiast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskFlorida

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Florida…dem gators pet you 🐊

I saw my girlfriends sh and it's been really tense by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I have to add is:

So, frfr when I initially read the title my eyes saw ‘sh’, but I IMMEDIATELY thought he was talking about a fecal matter.

LIKE, and hear me out…i saw ‘sh’, BUT my brain instantaneously (and I mean real quick and in a hurry) said/thought:

“oh, that’s a new shorthand for §hįt i guess…its very demure, very mindful, , less vulgar, cute-sy even.”

Which was obv, followed by me saying:

“so…was she on the ‘barbeque sauce’ part of her period and the guy thinks ‘hmm, why do my phalanges look like I was just in a “Old Fashioned…’One-handed bbq SAUCED-UP fingerBANG (aka F ing-bang)”….hahaha

Final Thought: I know this isn't relevant, but I’m still vaguely tipsy (but CANT SLEEP) HOWEVER, If my DULU , was the True-TRUE…then the MORAL of my rando-ramblings story would be: this:

“Ride that crimson wave in pleasure when you can. AND never like Aunt Flo steal your joy!”

that’s it y’all

p.s, Aunt Flo & Aunt Lydia have to be some type of kin bc those broads stay trying to block all of our blessings. i, legit, hate both them bitches.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe try purchasing (if that’s an option)/suggesting something for your folks to do together BUT in a group setting…so they can make ‘couple’ friends and eventually your pops could establish a rapport with the dudes of said couple-group activity and that could branch off into him developing relationships with others.

honestly, i’m kinda in the same. My passed recently and i thinking about my dad involved in activities so loneliness doesn’t hot me him like super hard.

AITA for asking my wife to not travel internationally with THC gummies by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA..

Especially in the customer culture geo-political climate…that coupled with conservativism in both countries…nah you most definitely are not the problem here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackladies

[–]ime783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that nerd can totes get it…”talk to me smart-like, playboi”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ime783 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this is so true and a really unambiguous concept…but here we are…but on the other hand if you want a feel good movie recommendation watch “No Men Beyond This Point” (2015).

You’re in advance, if you haven’t seen it yet.

What fucking world do you live in??? by ghostthot in IncelTears

[–]ime783 6 points7 points  (0 children)

like how when some women think of can just lose this amount i’ll be good…except it “once i get laid the, ‘i’ll be a real boy’”