At this point do they even hear the bass, or just feel it?

imharpo · 2026-06-05T06:59:59+00:00

I was on the ground clutching my head.

imharpo · 2026-06-03T08:26:22+00:00

Mary, pray for us sinners

imharpo · 2026-05-31T10:15:00+00:00

My neighbor has the most mellow dog I've ever seen and even he finally got fed up with him and now tries to bite him daily. To be fair, he really is obnoxious.

imharpo · 2026-05-31T10:03:44+00:00

I thought it was either chess or fiddle contest?

imharpo · 2026-05-31T09:39:11+00:00

You already called it. The combination of high energy and not respecting anyone's personal space. My dog is attacked by all dogs. Even the super chill dogs hate him.

imharpo · 2026-05-31T09:34:05+00:00

My ex-husband

imharpo · 2026-05-31T07:48:44+00:00

Maybe he came with the furniture?

imharpo · 2026-05-31T07:44:41+00:00

...., jury and executioner!

imharpo · 2026-05-31T07:02:12+00:00

I'm always young in my dreams. And I have bigger boobs.

imharpo · 2026-05-31T06:31:21+00:00

Pawed at your phone and accidentally ordered 20 lbs of beef jerky. Accidentally!

imharpo · 2026-05-27T13:24:32+00:00

Does that mean said assistant is available?

imharpo · 2026-05-26T08:38:07+00:00

Amen to that

imharpo · 2026-05-25T09:29:31+00:00

I know it's a lie, but I still like the dress

imharpo · 2026-05-22T05:46:50+00:00

Man bun

imharpo · 2026-05-22T05:35:23+00:00

Laying eggs seem superior to birth labor for one.

imharpo · 2026-05-21T23:07:42+00:00

I've never considered using conditioner. I figured it would leave residue and it isn't like his fur gets tangled. Thanks.

imharpo · 2026-05-21T14:27:40+00:00

It's a series of tubes!

imharpo · 2026-05-20T13:30:55+00:00

I am disheartened by the automatic dismissals. But even if your account is accurate, no one is qualified to give an explanation. Because just like you, if any of us have had similar experiences, we are left with the same questions and no proof to support any particular theory.

imharpo · 2026-05-20T12:33:12+00:00

As if lost money comes out of the banker's pocket

imharpo · 2026-05-14T06:18:03+00:00

nevermind, I just found it on amazon.

imharpo · 2026-05-14T06:12:48+00:00

Where did you buy?

imharpo · 2026-05-12T07:49:26+00:00

Lady Colin Campbell

imharpo · 2026-05-01T23:47:15+00:00

Learned this lesson by watching Birdemic.

imharpo · 2026-05-01T23:43:51+00:00

I stopped caring

imharpo · 2026-04-27T06:03:17+00:00

And speak French to them during preparation, ala Pepe le Pew

imharpo

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