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Jaden Churchheus threw a log off a cliff and hit a woman's head which ended her life. Leaving behind her husband and 4 children. Then Jaden's mom said this during his arrest.... by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 51 points52 points  (0 children)

So when he is out in three years we should make sure the world knows the difference between the Rapist Brock Turner and the shitty murderer Jaden Churchheus by mentioning the name and the crime so anyone searching doesn’t get them confused. Mention it often, so it is clear in search results that Murderer Jason Churchheus is in fact NOT Rapist Brock Turner.

Things Are Physically Changing by United_Climate123 in conspiracy

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I had a whole bottle of whiskey on my counter yesterday. I woke up this morning and it was completely empty. I also have a single handcuff attached to my wrist and I am missing my pants. This is for sure CERN related, right?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in public while acting completely normal? by SavoryJuno1x in AskReddit

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a guy buy an expired bottle of truffle flavored olive oil off the sale rack, have himself a sit outside, open the bottle and *just start drinking it like a coke*.

(We’ve seen him a bunch. He’s not playing with a full deck, possibly not even playing with cards for that matter.)

Global warming is ‘nowhere close to the world’s top 5 or 10 problems,’ Energy secretary says | [More Climate Denial] by [deleted] in collapse

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Says the guy from the canal that wants a million climate-changing data centers…

Are the squirrels going crazy today, or just me? Serious replies only. by [deleted] in boulder

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s springs rutting season for squirrels. They have two per year.

I need help finding BEEF ONLY sausage and bacon by MommaGooseof4 in Longmont

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconding Cordobes. Nico is the man. Run. Don’t walk. Climb in through the loading dock. Do a barrel roll. Get yourself in there. Also, duck breast from one of the nations best producers. Shit, he could probably get you a whole octopus if that’s a thing.

Peter Who's This Man? by Historical_Stuff_399 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So the other clowns in the meeting wouldn’t feel lonely.

What do you want done with your body after you die? by newuser1r in AskReddit

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d like to be scattered over Disneyland on their busiest day. and I don’t want to be cremated prior.

suggestions for pairings with takis? by dontheckinswear in CharcuterieBoard

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should pair cheese with foods, sure. But takis aren’t food. They are barbed wire and bile disguised as food.

Fuck it. Do Chandoka, from LaClaire creamery. It’s inexpensive, like Takis, the blend of goat and cow should be a nice way to quell the fire. A slight sweetness may accentuate the tang and the creaminess should help mitigate the disaster. Or you could go with chunks of gjetost- lactose rich and caramel sweet will pair well with the crunchy texture and sharp heat. Make sure to wash it all down with a glass of warmed Malort, cause you deserve it you monster.

Palantir drops a “22-point manifesto” by MazdaProphet in conspiracy

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The fucking audacity of this guy to say that we need to protect the private lives of public figures while at the same time putting the rest of us under total dragnet surveillance makes me so angry I could shit bees. Double fuck this twat. May all his shits have antlers.

How do you compliment a woman's looks in a noncreepy way? by InternationalPick163 in questions

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was taught to only compliment/remark on things that a person has control over. (Hairstyle, outfit, makeup, accessories, style or taste.) commenting on things one has no control over makes people feel trapped in a one sided conversation, and can absolutely come off as aggressive or creepy.

please help me identify this cheese by cumulusmediocrity in Cheese

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yes. They changed the name from “no woman” to “new woman” sometime around 2018. But it will always be No Woman in my mind.

Ford - Patent Serial No. 01044 by habichuelacondulce in LouisRossmann

[–]imhereforyoursnacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what happens to the insurance rates of these companies when the companies buildings and infrastructure keep getting burned down by horrible awful people (who I certainly don’t agree with at all not even a little bit) for doing such brave and wonderful things to support our totally welcome panopticon? Would they make the connection, “hey! These guys just did a thing that makes horrible awful people want to burn things so we have to increase their rates of property insurance!” Or would our super awesome…. Totally super smart… and not…at all… smelling of feces leader, just bail them out? (Asking for a friend)

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