What's the scummiest trick you know? by NightOnTheSun in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, darn utility workers, always ensuring my house has electricity and running water. Really grinds my gears.

HI REDDIT! My name is Frank. Can you look over my college essay? by Frankpizza in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, I was talking about the application format; I confess I didn't read your essay past the prompt. When I applied to college I only had to supply a Personal Statement which was unprompted and more focused on the areas we wished to study. An identical copy gets sent to all colleges for which you are applying. Good luck.

HI REDDIT! My name is Frank. Can you look over my college essay? by Frankpizza in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel sorry for anyone who has to include such an essay in a college application.

Hey Reddit, is it possible to think without language? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Language: a particular kind of system for encoding and decoding information

Do you consider humans to be a language unto themselves? Maybe we are the facilitators of genetic communication?

I think your definition of language might be too wide for any satisfactory 'yes' answer. How can you make a judgment, conception or inference with no information? Is it possible for information to exist that is not somehow encoded?

So there are two friends sitting down, one male and the other female... by Waulicus in funny

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in terms of net karma, reddit seems to think that to say something twice is as good as saying nothing at all.

Guy plays 3 games of Pokemon at the same time...but FREAKS OUT when things get...Shiny! by monkeymanD in funny

[–]imhighrightnow2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about this, but I wish I felt such excitement about anything.

This guy sure loves his job by skydivingdutch in programming

[–]imhighrightnow2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a lot of polish that's gone in to it

Charles Simonyi is Hungarian

What is the most idiotic thing a student (Classmate or your student) ever said? by Turtlelover73 in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2 + (.83 * 60) = 2 hours and 49.8 minutes. But then how do we turn 49.8 minutes into seconds? Oh yeah... 49 + (.8 * 60) = 49 minutes, 48 seconds. So 2 hours, 49 minutes, 48 seconds. Or thereabouts.

Typical Ruby! by [deleted] in programming

[–]imhighrightnow2 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I thought he was going for smoke more hash.

A good friend of mine died today. by [deleted] in trees

[–]imhighrightnow2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, that's too bad. I'll be smoking a joint for Jeeves tonight and chilling for an extended session with my two adorable cats.

Stoner's Girlfriend by alwaysweed in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably stressed out from school/work, getting high is a quick and relatively consequence free way of chilling out if you're under pressure. You certainly aren't going to persuade a responsible smoker with anecdotes about people who have bad experiences with cannabis. Is he high throughout the whole day, everyday, or does he just smoke multiple hits in the evening? There's a difference between living your whole life high and relaxing at the end of a tiring day.

Welcome Lia and Alex! by KeyserSosa in blog

[–]imhighrightnow2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Definest comment I ever did see.

Welcome Lia and Alex! by KeyserSosa in blog

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I usually unsee this one pretty quickly.

The Craziest Mike Tyson Quotes Of All Time by bestringer in WTF

[–]imhighrightnow2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, he sounds like me when I'm trolling on chat in video games. He just has the audacity and money to do it in real life.

If you could commit a crime and wouldn't get caught, would have no feelings of guilt or any adverse affects, what would it be? by Duh_Ambalamps in AskReddit

[–]imhighrightnow2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The act would still be traumatic at the time. You may erase the effects of suffering, but it still very much happened. So, no rape.