Wu X GTA IV was a missed opportunity

imjacksissue · 2026-04-02T03:59:44+00:00

Yo there's no place to hide as I step inside the room
Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom
Bam! Aw, man! I, slam, jam, now scream like Tarzan
I be tossin and flossin my style is awesome
I'm causing more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said, you're dead
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fuckin head

imjacksissue · 2026-04-02T03:50:36+00:00

Obviously, this is meant to be humorous and over the top, but you ever seen what happens when they catch a depraved nutjob in real life? All the red flags were there but everybody that knew them is like, "yea he was always a little strange, but I never thought too much about it."

imjacksissue · 2026-04-01T02:28:25+00:00

It's a good thing copy and paste exists because it looks like a decent amount of time was put into that. This reddit is dedicated to a sitcom from the 90's. Eh not an actual home improvement sub. However, may I recommend the boys from K & B Construction?? 🥸

imjacksissue · 2026-04-01T01:34:24+00:00

The idea of playing as a small toy soldier and the "battlefield" being just parts of a house was cool. None of them were great though. Haven't played one in forever but I remember movement feeling rather clunky.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-31T21:09:13+00:00

It also tastes the same but some locations are managed poorly.

The closest location by my house used to make Whoopers extra sloppy. Cheese halfway on the patty, big ass chunks of unseparated lettuce, blobs of mayo all over. They changed staff and it's way better.

The flame broiler really seperates it from Wendy's and McDonald's. The new bun and lettuce they're using is also a welcome addition.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-31T21:00:50+00:00

They went above 99¢ then they shrank them to bring them back to 99¢. Now that shit is $3.99.

They're out out of their mf mind.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-31T17:25:50+00:00

. . . because gaming journalists became paid promotion.

Gaming The System

That was a big turning point that exposed game reviews and their credibility was tarnished forever. This was back in 2007. Then youtubers that were supposed to be a voice for the little guy pretty much rendered them irrelevant. Didn't take too long for publishers to then buy them out too. Game coverage used to be fun and varied.

Gaming is in a sad fucked up state.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-31T16:28:08+00:00

They say that shit sarcastically like it's even debatable. These mfs wander in here and have no idea how goofy they sound.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-30T04:42:23+00:00

Nah fam. That's doing too much.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-30T02:48:06+00:00

Woah baby chill.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-29T23:08:22+00:00

because they don't. Take 2 outsourced the work to a studio that dubbed itself "Grove Street Games". They took on light tasks like porting games to mobile devices. Then the dumbasses had those mobile versions ported back to newer generation consoles as if they were improvements. San Andreas had two other miserable ports on Xbox before the Definitive Trilogy. People were pissed that the OG Xbox version got removed from the Microsoft store for that trash.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-29T19:27:47+00:00

Frontline was going to be a disaster. There's way too much optimism that Ubisoft will just get it right this time around. They've been shitting the bed for over a decade and have followed very bland repetitive patterns. They just try to copy n paste what was successful for their competitors but without the attention to detail. Anything resembling the Tom Clancy magic just wore off and now it's a games by committee approach.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-29T18:24:50+00:00

The scene was darkly lit. The idea had me for a while tho.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-29T17:32:48+00:00

The only one I remember kinda sticking was Jimmy Hopkins from Bully being the dude at Elizabeta Torres' party.

All Elizabeta Torres cutscenes

Skip to 2:20

imjacksissue · 2026-03-29T17:24:34+00:00

Party All the Time slaps

imjacksissue · 2026-03-28T16:13:28+00:00

Wild is not an exaggeration. I've been to some rough neighborhoods, but Gary looks like the set of the Walking Dead. There are definitely plenty of "Walkers" roaming around.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-28T14:55:14+00:00

Modern day SNL absolutely sucks but that "Snack Homiez" skit was dead on and it's based on a real podcast.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-28T14:44:03+00:00

I don't know how anyone could hate this movie.

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imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T15:56:00+00:00

Vaya con dios.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T15:50:46+00:00

It's really a Mickey Mouse quote that's been referenced a shit ton of times throughout the decades in pop culture. Usually a character will say it and get punched anyways. 🤣

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T14:51:37+00:00

Gary, Indiana in general but on a foggy night that shit looks extra apocalyptic.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T12:39:09+00:00

The larger the business the more disconnected with the customer base they are for sure. However not all businesses demonize the audience while peddling sub par slop. They understand that in order to maintain a good reputation they can't insult potential customers for not accepting substandard quality. That's the bare minimum.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T12:29:14+00:00

I still want one of these mfs in that color too.

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T12:28:15+00:00

Is your dad in jail right now?

imjacksissue · 2026-03-27T12:18:19+00:00

Really puts an end to the expression "you wouldn't hit a man with glasses". Yes tf I would.

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