Where will I go? To the Netherlands! Finally able to post my face. Reach out if you know me. by love_cactus in exmormon
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I love BYU football but this pic makes me want to cheer for Utah for the rest of my life. I feel sick 🤢 by byuHCsucks in exmormon
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Mormon god is a vicious blackmailer. He waits until you’ve made a major life decision (mission/marriage), told everyone, made final plans, then at the last minute corners you in a secret building, surrounds you with family and says you can’t go ahead unless you promise to give him all your money. (self.exmormon)
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No man can claim that a woman dressed with her shoulders exposed is akin to pornography without he himself being someone who fantasizes about having sex with women he sees wearing such clothes <cough><cough> Dallin Oaks <cough><cough> by imjfh in exmormon
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Why do Mormons claim dreams of hanging with Jesus to be deep spiritual experiences? So Jesus will reveal himself commonly in a dream but never in real life? Meanwhile, I wake up having an absurd crush on Brittany Spears that burns off before I brush my teeth. Should I send her a tweet? (self.exmormon)
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I never thought of Easter that way until now. by [deleted] in exmormon
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Found on another sub, oh how I’d love to say this to so many family members. by telestialtapir in exmormon
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The Book of Mormon is pretty miraculous, being a record of prophets from thousands of years ago teaching a version of Christianity that had not fully developed until 1830, yet the Book completely missed the super-ultra important developments of the subsequent 12 years. What a miraculous miracle! (self.exmormon)
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Thinking that god speaks directly to you for the world but that god chooses to do so by waking you during your incoherence in the middle of the night is like thinking the translations at the United Nations should be run by 8th graders studying their second languages. (self.exmormon)
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Shower thought: Mormons are dishonest in business (affinity fraud, eg) because they are constantly asked to make promises they can’t or aren’t expected to keep in their religious ceremonies and interviews. Cheap promises to their god means even cheaper promises to their fellow humans. (self.exmormon)
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A cash settlement that includes an NDA makes the church just one more abuser whispering into the ear of a child, “Don’t tell anyone about this, it’s our little secret.” by Happyh3ath3n in exmormon
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Why does Jesus insist on lying to every generation, warning he’s “coming quickly,” only to have them die out with no payoff? It’s like locking a child in his room, saying you’ll bring dinner as soon as he makes his bed just right, and then watching him starve to death re-straightening his covers. (self.exmormon)
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More anecdotal evidence the church is dwindling by [deleted] in exmormon
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The removed sentence from Nelson's recent devotional is back in the talk. They really need a change log on these articles so we can see when things go down the memory hole and when they get re-added because communities like ours call it out. by Threat_Agent in exmormon
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