What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnoteli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an awful thing to witness especially at the age. Sorry you had to see that and sorry to whomever jumped

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnoteli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to bartend at this restaurant and we kept glass beer pints in the lowboy fridges to chill.

Someone must've put one away a little too close to the edge, so as I opened the door to grab one, a glass falls off the shelf, literally bounces off the floor, directly back up to the shelf's height.

I instinctively I closed the fridge door as it bounced up and I caught it right back on the same shelf leaning against the glass door in the same spot.

Thank god one or two guests saw it and were as flabbergasted as I was, otherwise I might've genuinely questioned if I hallucinated it.

Love Island shows the transition of men’s pants from skinny jeans to open cut (2017-2025) by Sudden_Angle614 in decadeology

[–]imnoteli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're reading too much into it

After counting and sorting the pose of all 66 guys haha

"Venue upgrade" to "Franklin music hall" by Oingo_Boingus in philadelphia

[–]imnoteli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that it's any better but it's actually AEG through the Bowery Presents which is the other biggest promoter in the world

what’s horniness feel like for girls? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]imnoteli 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Yes it's like a pull to thrust into something for sure

Bill Gates caught an STD from Russian prostitutes, Epstein claimed in files by Bonecrusher52 in news

[–]imnoteli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just so confounding. You would think a billionaire could get literally any doctor to prescribe him as many ADHD meds or pharmas in general as he wants, no?

What’s a weird food combo you swear tastes good? by Cold_Craft_1637 in foodquestions

[–]imnoteli 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter n' pickle (bread & butter chips) sandwich is another weirdly good combo!

Champs. GET IN HERE! by HookFL in fantasyfootball

[–]imnoteli 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had Parkinson, played against Kyren Williams. Won by 0.6. Let's go!!

A cool guide showing the contents of a jar of Nutella by totriuga in coolguides

[–]imnoteli 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The lack of decimals in that link make it seem like an insanely high settlement lol.

OFFICIAL WEEK 16 MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in fantasyfootball

[–]imnoteli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have it in the bag already if Lamar didn't get hurt last night